OMG! I flirted with a MILF at work today!

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Unless you pwned the milf with you love rod (taken from the urban dictionary ) this is of no interest. Serious, love your gf or not if you ever get the chance go for it. Trust me, you have no freaking idea...

Actually I do.

Way before I met my GF, I lost it to a milf. The woman I was dating before my current GF was 42.

Ah, good man :beer: Although, I must say that to have previously indulged in teh wonder of teh milf and then passed on another milf is extrordinary. You must have incredible powers of self control

Is there something about horny old women that I don't know about?

I bet you guys all have diseases you don't know about...

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: spp

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: her209
Was she like 60 or something?

No. Probably 45 or so. Very nice looking, she could pass for a 30 year old.

I've learned that one's taste change with age............. and the observation is that once you graduate from college and start working, the taste in women suddenly jump from 18-25 to 18-40

True, in the rare cases you find a woman above the age of 30 who is still attractive. Given the propensity of people to obesity (rhymes!), most women begin to quickly fall apart in their 20's and by the time they are into their 30's you wouldn't even want to see them in the dark naked.

You just need to stop hanging out at WalMart, Skoorb.

Though walmart has hardly any attractive women enter it I still maintain the fact that women start to deteriorate quickly in their 20s, for the most part, and this is accelerated into their 30s. Especially when one drops a crotch dumpling or two and can't be bothered to get back in shape. Just forget about it then.

Must be something that happens to 'em in Canada.

Plenty of hot women in their 30s and 40s, at least around here.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

drops a crotch dumpling or two

:Q WTH is that??? Some type of canadian term?

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: spp

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: her209
Was she like 60 or something?

No. Probably 45 or so. Very nice looking, she could pass for a 30 year old.

I've learned that one's taste change with age............. and the observation is that once you graduate from college and start working, the taste in women suddenly jump from 18-25 to 18-40

True, in the rare cases you find a woman above the age of 30 who is still attractive. Given the propensity of people to obesity (rhymes!), most women begin to quickly fall apart in their 20's and by the time they are into their 30's you wouldn't even want to see them in the dark naked.

You just need to stop hanging out at WalMart, Skoorb.

Though walmart has hardly any attractive women enter it I still maintain the fact that women start to deteriorate quickly in their 20s, for the most part, and this is accelerated into their 30s. Especially when one drops a crotch dumpling or two and can't be bothered to get back in shape. Just forget about it then.

Dude. It's CANADA you're talking about.

Come visit SoCal. Many many many 40+ hotties.

A place I used to work years ago had a 50 year old woman I'd have no problem hitting over and over. She was HOT. Too bad she was gay (I'm NOT kidding!)

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Skoorb

drops a crotch dumpling or two

:Q WTH is that??? Some type of canadian term?

Probably a baby.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: BD231
OMG! I ate pizza at work today!

LOL.

We get numerous pizza guys comming into work, sometimes they are very tempting with their pizza pies. So today I actually bought one!

I do have health food at home but I'm very weak when it comes to pizza and sometimes it gets the better of me. Nothing serious though. I love my health food so I told it what happened at work. The peas and carrots laughed about it and could me a glutton. LOL

ps: The cabbage eats pizza once in a while to.

That is all.

Oh wait I forgot, Iron Woode= GAY.

You are teh suck.

Parody is best left to professionals.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: spp

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: her209
Was she like 60 or something?

No. Probably 45 or so. Very nice looking, she could pass for a 30 year old.

I've learned that one's taste change with age............. and the observation is that once you graduate from college and start working, the taste in women suddenly jump from 18-25 to 18-40

True, in the rare cases you find a woman above the age of 30 who is still attractive. Given the propensity of people to obesity (rhymes!), most women begin to quickly fall apart in their 20's and by the time they are into their 30's you wouldn't even want to see them in the dark naked.

You just need to stop hanging out at WalMart, Skoorb.

Though walmart has hardly any attractive women enter it I still maintain the fact that women start to deteriorate quickly in their 20s, for the most part, and this is accelerated into their 30s. Especially when one drops a crotch dumpling or two and can't be bothered to get back in shape. Just forget about it then.

Must be something that happens to 'em in Canada.

Plenty of hot women in their 30s and 40s, at least around here.

Its a good thing Mrs. Skoorb isn't here to see this.

There are plenty of hot women over 30 and 40 here. Skoorb doesn't know what he is talking about.

 

[broon]

When I was 19 I dated a 35 yo milf. I learned alot those few months.

 

[igowerf]

You should've pohf'ed.

 

[Ferocious]

I didn't realize there were so many milf virgins on this board.

Then again, I should have known better.

 

[abracadabra1]

yay?