OMG! I flirted with a MILF at work today!

Iron Woode

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LOL.

We get numerous mature women comming into work, sometimes they are very flirtatious. So today I was flirting with one.

I do have a girlfriend but I am very friendly when it comes to females and sometimes it gets the better of me. Nothing serious though. I love my GF and so I told her what happened at work. She laughed about it and called me a horndog. LOL

PS: she flirts with guys once in a while too. ;)

That is all.
 

spp

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Hmmmm...... MILF>.................. we have lots of those at work too
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Dude, you of all people know that this thread is worthless without some :camera: 's
I realize this, but I don't have a camera at work to be taking photos of me doing something that could make my GF jealous.

Maybe next time. :p
 

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Originally posted by: her209
Was she like 60 or something?
No. Probably 45 or so. Very nice looking, she could pass for a 30 year old.
 

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: her209
Was she like 60 or something?
No. Probably 45 or so. Very nice looking, she could pass for a 30 year old.

I've learned that one's taste change with age............. and the observation is that once you graduate from college and start working, the taste in women suddenly jump from 18-25 to 18-40
 

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Unless you pwned the milf with you love rod (taken from the urban dictionary :p ) this is of no interest. Serious, love your gf or not if you ever get the chance go for it. Trust me, you have no freaking idea...
 

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Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Unless you pwned the milf with you love rod (taken from the urban dictionary :p ) this is of no interest. Serious, love your gf or not if you ever get the chance go for it. Trust me, you have no freaking idea...
Actually I do.

Way before I met my GF, I lost it to a milf. The woman I was dating before my current GF was 42.
 

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Unless you pwned the milf with you love rod (taken from the urban dictionary :p ) this is of no interest. Serious, love your gf or not if you ever get the chance go for it. Trust me, you have no freaking idea...
Actually I do.

Way before I met my GF, I lost it to a milf. The woman I was dating before my current GF was 42.

Ah, good man :):beer: Although, I must say that to have previously indulged in teh wonder of teh milf and then passed on another milf is extrordinary. You must have incredible powers of self control :p
 

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Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Unless you pwned the milf with you love rod (taken from the urban dictionary :p ) this is of no interest. Serious, love your gf or not if you ever get the chance go for it. Trust me, you have no freaking idea...
Actually I do.

Way before I met my GF, I lost it to a milf. The woman I was dating before my current GF was 42.

Ah, good man :):beer: Although, I must say that to have previously indulged in teh wonder of teh milf and then passed on another milf is extrordinary. You must have incredible powers of self control :p
LOL

I have dated women of different ages. When I was 23 I dated an 18 year old for 3 years. Then a 23 year old and then 25 year old followed by a 42 year old and then my current GF.
 

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Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Unless you pwned the milf with you love rod (taken from the urban dictionary :p ) this is of no interest. Serious, love your gf or not if you ever get the chance go for it. Trust me, you have no freaking idea...
Actually I do.

Way before I met my GF, I lost it to a milf. The woman I was dating before my current GF was 42.

Ah, good man :):beer: Although, I must say that to have previously indulged in teh wonder of teh milf and then passed on another milf is extrordinary. You must have incredible powers of self control :p

wtf? I'm lost...
 

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Originally posted by: CrackaLackaZe
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Unless you pwned the milf with you love rod (taken from the urban dictionary :p ) this is of no interest. Serious, love your gf or not if you ever get the chance go for it. Trust me, you have no freaking idea...
Actually I do.

Way before I met my GF, I lost it to a milf. The woman I was dating before my current GF was 42.

Ah, good man :):beer: Although, I must say that to have previously indulged in teh wonder of teh milf and then passed on another milf is extrordinary. You must have incredible powers of self control :p

wtf? I'm lost...

How'd you manage to do that?
 

BD231

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OMG! I ate pizza at work today!

LOL.

We get numerous pizza guys comming into work, sometimes they are very tempting with their pizza pies. So today I actually bought one!

I do have health food at home but I'm very weak when it comes to pizza and sometimes it gets the better of me. Nothing serious though. I love my health food so I told it what happened at work. The peas and carrots laughed about it and could me a glutton. LOL

ps: The cabbage eats pizza once in a while to. ;)

That is all.

Oh wait I forgot, Iron Woode= GAY.
 

Kev

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Originally posted by: BD231
OMG! I ate pizza at work today!

LOL.

We get numerous pizza guys comming into work, sometimes they are very tempting with their pizza pies. So today I actually bought one!

I do have health food at home but I'm very weak when it comes to pizza and sometimes it gets the better of me. Nothing serious though. I love my health food so I told it what happened at work. The peas and carrots laughed about it and could me a glutton. LOL

ps: The cabbage eats pizza once in a while to. ;)

That is all.

Oh wait I forgot, Iron Woode= GAY.

this deserves its own thread!
 

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Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: her209
Was she like 60 or something?
No. Probably 45 or so. Very nice looking, she could pass for a 30 year old.

I've learned that one's taste change with age............. and the observation is that once you graduate from college and start working, the taste in women suddenly jump from 18-25 to 18-40
True, in the rare cases you find a woman above the age of 30 who is still attractive. Given the propensity of people to obesity (rhymes!), most women begin to quickly fall apart in their 20's and by the time they are into their 30's you wouldn't even want to see them in the dark naked.

 

conjur

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: her209
Was she like 60 or something?
No. Probably 45 or so. Very nice looking, she could pass for a 30 year old.

I've learned that one's taste change with age............. and the observation is that once you graduate from college and start working, the taste in women suddenly jump from 18-25 to 18-40
True, in the rare cases you find a woman above the age of 30 who is still attractive. Given the propensity of people to obesity (rhymes!), most women begin to quickly fall apart in their 20's and by the time they are into their 30's you wouldn't even want to see them in the dark naked.

You just need to stop hanging out at WalMart, Skoorb.
 

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Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: her209
Was she like 60 or something?
No. Probably 45 or so. Very nice looking, she could pass for a 30 year old.

I've learned that one's taste change with age............. and the observation is that once you graduate from college and start working, the taste in women suddenly jump from 18-25 to 18-40
True, in the rare cases you find a woman above the age of 30 who is still attractive. Given the propensity of people to obesity (rhymes!), most women begin to quickly fall apart in their 20's and by the time they are into their 30's you wouldn't even want to see them in the dark naked.

You just need to stop hanging out at WalMart, Skoorb.
Though walmart has hardly any attractive women enter it I still maintain the fact that women start to deteriorate quickly in their 20s, for the most part, and this is accelerated into their 30s. Especially when one drops a crotch dumpling or two and can't be bothered to get back in shape. Just forget about it then.