OMG help me...burned my d1ck...

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iamthesystem

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i was cutting peppers (habaneor, serrano, chile) to make hot chile....

forgot i had the oil on my hands and went to take a leak.......



Y O U C H ! ! !


what takes chili oil off?!?!?!?!? quick!!!!!

edit: oh..........man.................this.................is.................PAIN.........!!!!
 
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jlee75

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oh sh1t that's funny! hahahahah sorry... LMAO!!! hahahaha

still LMAO!! ok. i can't remember what I was gonna type. there is something that gets off hot peppers. i thought you were like cooking naked and slapped it on the stove! :D
 
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reitz

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Sorry, but there's not much you can do (other than soak yourself in cold water). Just wait it out...the worse of the pain will be gone in about 20 minutes.

That'll teach you to be a little more careful ;)
 
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AnimeKnight

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LOL!!

Sorrie.. just too funny... reminds me of one time that I have done something similar.. this is what I did.. GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!

forgot i had the oil on my hands and went to take a leak.......
you sure you went to take a leak?? ;)
 
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jlee75

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remember from chem like disolves like. if it's oil, you can use soap. soaps an interesting substance. one side sticks to oil the other to water. strange. anyways, i was gonna suggest using some olive oil (it'll moisturize your d1ck with viatminE and antioxidants) hehehe still LOL!!!
 
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iamthesystem

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thanks for all the support, guys....(yes, sarcasm)


dumbass thing about it is that this happened to me, too, last time i was cutting these peppers....

washed my hands like three times, too (last time). this time, i am bearing the full brunt of the pepper oil....

my god....
 
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AnimeKnight

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I know sooner or later someone is going to post this.. so.. :p

-this is an automated response-
pics?



jk ;)
 
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XMan

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That's nothing, I did a Ben Stiller on mine once.

Lesson learned - always wear underwear with blue jeans.

 
pillage2001

pillage2001

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<< pics?


j/k :eek: >>



Spare the pics!!! :Q

Get someone to suck it. I'm sure it'll go off. See, now you have a reason to get fre BJs. :D
 
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Maetryx

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Rub it vigorously with an oily substance.... Better yet get someone to do that for you. ;)
 
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Radiohead

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milk...it's an oil so don't use water or it will spread.

Milk or, something with lactose in it...
 
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