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I was sitting on the toilet doing my poop thing when an ant crawls on to my pinky toe and bites me. I reached down and killed it. Then I threw the dead any body at a spider in the corner of my bathtub a few feet away.

The spider totally went for the ant. He was running around his cobweb trying to get to the ant. He kept poking it with his long front legs. It was an awesome poop


I have taken a picture of the spider eating an ant I threw at his web. Notice the other 4 ants in the web as well as several on the floor that fell through the web. Go spider go!
Poo Spider
 
Originally posted by: MAME
I was sitting on the toilet doing my poop thing when an ant crawls on to my pinky toe and bites me. I reached down and killed it. Then I threw the dead any body at a spider in the corner of my bathtub a few feet away.

The spider totally went for the ant. He was running around his cobweb trying to get to the ant. He kept poking it with his long front legs. It was an awesome poop
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Clean your place up.
 
Originally posted by: Sam334
Originally posted by: MAME
I was sitting on the toilet doing my poop thing when an ant crawls on to my pinky toe and bites me. I reached down and killed it. Then I threw the dead any body at a spider in the corner of my bathtub a few feet away.

The spider totally went for the ant. He was running around his cobweb trying to get to the ant. He kept poking it with his long front legs. It was an awesome poop
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Clean your place up.
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my place is clean
 
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Sam334
Originally posted by: MAME
I was sitting on the toilet doing my poop thing when an ant crawls on to my pinky toe and bites me. I reached down and killed it. Then I threw the dead any body at a spider in the corner of my bathtub a few feet away.

The spider totally went for the ant. He was running around his cobweb trying to get to the ant. He kept poking it with his long front legs. It was an awesome poop
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Clean your place up.
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my place is clean
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Sounds like an insect free for all to me 😛
 
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Sam334
Originally posted by: MAME
I was sitting on the toilet doing my poop thing when an ant crawls on to my pinky toe and bites me. I reached down and killed it. Then I threw the dead any body at a spider in the corner of my bathtub a few feet away.

The spider totally went for the ant. He was running around his cobweb trying to get to the ant. He kept poking it with his long front legs. It was an awesome poop
Click to expand...

Clean your place up.
Click to expand...

my place is clean
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Ants and Spiders....

I know who's place i'm never going to eat at!
 
You have ants. And a spiderweb in your bathtub. When is the last time you bathed?

*You're not one of those guys the fire dept is going to have to open a wall to save you... y'know, where they need a forklift to get you in the ambulance... are you?*
 
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Sam334
Originally posted by: MAME
I was sitting on the toilet doing my poop thing when an ant crawls on to my pinky toe and bites me. I reached down and killed it. Then I threw the dead any body at a spider in the corner of my bathtub a few feet away.

The spider totally went for the ant. He was running around his cobweb trying to get to the ant. He kept poking it with his long front legs. It was an awesome poop
Click to expand...

Clean your place up.
Click to expand...

my place is clean
Click to expand...

Ants and Spiders....

I know who's place i'm never going to eat at!
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we just moved in so the resident insects are expected.

We torched a few black widows last night. The ants ate the dead bodies
 
I had the same thing happen the other day, except no ant, and no spider. I mean, it was just a terrific poop. I mean, damn...I've had some good poops, but this one takes the cake. Ironically, it probably used to be cake.
Birthday party.
 
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Sam334
Originally posted by: MAME
I was sitting on the toilet doing my poop thing when an ant crawls on to my pinky toe and bites me. I reached down and killed it. Then I threw the dead any body at a spider in the corner of my bathtub a few feet away.

The spider totally went for the ant. He was running around his cobweb trying to get to the ant. He kept poking it with his long front legs. It was an awesome poop
Click to expand...

Clean your place up.
Click to expand...

my place is clean
Click to expand...

Ants and Spiders....

I know who's place i'm never going to eat at!
Click to expand...

Unless you want to snack on insects and nipple hair......
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
You have ants. And a spiderweb in your bathtub. When is the last time you bathed?

*You're not one of those guys the fire dept is going to have to open a wall to save you... y'know, where they need a forklift to get you in the ambulance... are you?*
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last time I took a bath? no idea

last time I showered was 5 hours ago.

the spider was in the corner where the bathtub meets the tile ground, not on the inside of the shower
 
Originally posted by: Sam334
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Sam334
Originally posted by: MAME
I was sitting on the toilet doing my poop thing when an ant crawls on to my pinky toe and bites me. I reached down and killed it. Then I threw the dead any body at a spider in the corner of my bathtub a few feet away.

The spider totally went for the ant. He was running around his cobweb trying to get to the ant. He kept poking it with his long front legs. It was an awesome poop
Click to expand...

Clean your place up.
Click to expand...

my place is clean
Click to expand...

Ants and Spiders....

I know who's place i'm never going to eat at!
Click to expand...

Unless you want to snack on insects and nipple hair......
Click to expand...

why would you eat nipple hair?
 
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