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OMG FBI has 4.1M USD for me!

gothamhunter

gothamhunter

Diamond Member
From: Agent Amy Jo Lyons Office
Assistant Director, Inspection Division
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Headquarters
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA

Urgent attention

I am special Agent Amy Jo Lyons from the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Inspection Division. We have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at JFK airport in New York, and are on the verge of moving it to our Bureau Head Quarters.

We have scanned the said boxes, and have found it to contain a total sum of USD4.1M and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes. Investigations carried out on the diplomat who accompanied the boxes into the United States has it that he was to deliver these funds to your residence as your contract/inheritance payment which was due you from the office of Finance Minister of the Federal Government of Nigeria.

We cross-checked all legal documentation in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking one very important documentation which as a result, the boxes have been confiscated until the required document is provided.

According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution on release of unclaimed consignment payment, your consignment lacks funds ownership certificate and for that reason you must contact me for direction on how to procure this certificate, so that your consignment can be legally cleared and okay for delivery to you.

You are required to contact this bureau within 72hours or we would take it that you do not want your consignment, and would move it to the treasury.

Also, you must not contact any other bank for any payment, because your payment is here in care of our storage vault team and will be released to you once you follow my directions.

Yours in service

Agent Amy Jo Lyons
Assistant Director, Inspection Division
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Headquarters
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA
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Should I play along? Hmm...:sneaky:
 
play along??
Heck thats the real deal!!
I paid 23.50 and had my 2.4 million delivered by UPS just the other day!!!
 
I get these boxes of money from Nigerian princes all the time.

All the time brother. All the time.

.....althetime.

applesauce.
 
I've dealt with Amy Jo in the past - she is a stupid bureaucratic sow who uses her position to obtain gratification from simply ordering people around.

However, she is legit at times. And I think this is one of those time. You should contact her ASAP and provider her with whatever she asks you for.
 
I got an email from Blizzard saying they want me for the Diablo 3 beta!

All I have to do is send my battlenet account name, password, my email address, my phone #.

I'm doing it!




Seriously why does everyone have to post their spam mail here?
 
pontifex said:
I got an email from Blizzard saying they want me for the Diablo 3 beta!

All I have to do is send my battlenet account name, password, my email address, my phone #.

I'm doing it!




Seriously why does everyone have to post their spam mail here?
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Because it's entertaining, especially when you decide to follow-up with them.
 
gothamhunter said:
Because it's entertaining, especially when you decide to follow-up with them.
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how is it entertaining when we see the same spam emails here all the time?

no one ever does anything about it anyway. everyone's like "ooh mess with them!" and no one ever does. probably because it's a waste of time.
 
I am Barrister GrumpyMan, I have been authorized by the Social Security Network in Nigeria to pay out your $50,000,000.00 inheritance from a dead doctor who has never heard of you, but we got your information from Yahoo! and we are sure you can use this money. Congratulations. All we need is $450.00 to send a big trunk of money to you at the Atlanta airport. This has been approved by the FBI in Washington, so you can be assured that this is the real deal. By the way you are part Nigerian according to our banking records.
 
pontifex said:
how is it entertaining when we see the same spam emails here all the time?

no one ever does anything about it anyway. everyone's like "ooh mess with them!" and no one ever does. probably because it's a waste of time.
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Wah!

Don't come in here then.
 
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