OMG.... dude stole my girl at the club peeps....

[PremiumG]

Alright, I was at this local college club with my friend who isn't my girlfriend yet but like my spider senses feel will be. Anyway, I was all nervous because I touched her hand and everything got all quiet, you know.

I was like, "I have to tell you something."; she said "yeah?" Then I leaned over and touched her hand and said I like you. Then it got all quiet and stuff, u know. Then this dude came over and just grabbed my girl and left!!

I was like, "Dude, what are you doing?". He was like "this is my girl." I thought about attacking him but I had a beer in my hand, you know? What can I do??

 

[bleeb]

sucks to be you.

Just say you were drunk last night.

 

[Maleficus]

End yourself.

 

[Anubis]

ummm

stop posting

yea thats it

 

[MacBaine]

Parody Meter overloading....

 

[DAWeinG]

4/10 had to think about it for 5 seconds...

 

[JzL]

Dude.. quit posting for advice in your personal life. ..

EDIT: spelling :|

 

[dudeman007]

ouch....maybe she wasn't single then?

 

[Cobalt]

Wow just for saying "spider senses" you will never get a girlfriend...

 

[Nebor]

Decent parody. 4/10.

 

[Cawchy87]

were you going to tell her that your spidy sences were tingling for her? seriously... no one cares

 

[cHeeZeFacTory]

dude...you're a loser

 

[Jet343]

I like parodies in general but this one was pretty...

5/10

 

[DaWhim]

description of the guy that took away your "girl" and you.

He was like 5'5", 140-150 lbs and I am 6'0" 200 lbs[/b]

 

[cucumber]

Is this the same guy who made a big deal about holding some girl's hand and turned out to be a major looser in his 20s?

I hope this is just a joke.

 

[Ikonomi]

cucumber

I just saw a movie with you in it...

 

[Ryuson99]

parody threads are getting over rated

if u gonna do one at least do a good one

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
description of the guy that took away your "girl" and you.

He was like 5'5", 140-150 lbs and I am 6'0" 200 lbs[/b]

not a bad way to try to bridge two threads, but this thread started off kinda weak anyway...

 

[Zee]

OMGWTFBBQ

 

[JoeKing]

dude, your problem is you need to get some great skillz. Like numbchuck skillz, bowhunting skillz, computer hacking skillz. Chicks really dig a dude with great skillz.

 

[kranky]

If this is a "decent parody", our standards have slipped badly.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: kranky
If this is a "decent parody", our standards have slipped badly.

Really, since when is 4-10 considered "decent"?

 

[Pathogen03]

Sorry, i cant give this a good score. It brushed two parodies minor.. should have focused more on one. 3/10

 

[KarenMarie]

It took me until "I thought about attacking him but I had a beer in my hand,.." before I got it. Which is good. The best parodies are not so obvious!

Gotta give you an 7.5/10 for this one.

 

[Hyperblaze]

And why not turn the beer bottle in a weapon?

I know, it's a parady thread, but if it hadn't been, broken beer bottle makes a nifty weapon.