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OMG.... dude stole my girl at the club peeps....

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Alright, I was at this local college club with my friend who isn't my girlfriend yet but like my spider senses feel will be. Anyway, I was all nervous because I touched her hand and everything got all quiet, you know.

I was like, "I have to tell you something."; she said "yeah?" Then I leaned over and touched her hand and said I like you. Then it got all quiet and stuff, u know. Then this dude came over and just grabbed my girl and left!!

I was like, "Dude, what are you doing?". He was like "this is my girl." I thought about attacking him but I had a beer in my hand, you know? What can I do??
 
Is this the same guy who made a big deal about holding some girl's hand and turned out to be a major looser in his 20s?

I hope this is just a joke.
 
dude, your problem is you need to get some great skillz. Like numbchuck skillz, bowhunting skillz, computer hacking skillz. Chicks really dig a dude with great skillz.
 
It took me until "I thought about attacking him but I had a beer in my hand,.." before I got it. Which is good. The best parodies are not so obvious!

Gotta give you an 7.5/10 for this one.

🙂
 
And why not turn the beer bottle in a weapon?

I know, it's a parady thread, but if it hadn't been, broken beer bottle makes a nifty weapon.
 
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