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OMG CHICKEN GOAT!!l

Sounds more like hut hut hut hut, and male goats make that sound around female goats in heat all the time.

This year's current count, since Jan 1: 3 new baby goats. Plus, I was in the barn til after 2 in the morning working with a momma goat having some birthing problems. The baby goat was coming out with just one leg. Normally, they're born facing forward, with front legs outstretched like superman. Only one leg was coming out. So, on go the latex gloves, a little lubricant, and my hand worked its way in there, looking for the other leg. After a bit, I found it. Got that leg repositioned so that both legs were coming out. Damn it damn it damn it! The head was turned backwards - instead of facing forward, its neck was wrapped around facing backward - the head was behind the shoulders instead of in front of it - it's never going to come out that way. So, back in I go. First time we had that big of a problem in 7 years, and I hope it doesn't happen again.
 
DrPizza said:
Sounds more like hut hut hut hut, and male goats make that sound around female goats in heat all the time.

This year's current count, since Jan 1: 3 new baby goats. Plus, I was in the barn til after 2 in the morning working with a momma goat having some birthing problems. The baby goat was coming out with just one leg. Normally, they're born facing forward, with front legs outstretched like superman. Only one leg was coming out. So, on go the latex gloves, a little lubricant, and my hand worked its way in there, looking for the other leg. After a bit, I found it. Got that leg repositioned so that both legs were coming out. Damn it damn it damn it! The head was turned backwards - instead of facing forward, its neck was wrapped around facing backward - the head was behind the shoulders instead of in front of it - it's never going to come out that way. So, back in I go. First time we had that big of a problem in 7 years, and I hope it doesn't happen again.
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Petition to change your custom title to The Goat Whisperer

All in favor? Mods?
 
RossMAN said:
Petition to change your custom title to The Goat Whisperer

All in favor? Mods?
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Hey wait a sec, I want to compete for the title in that case! We've got 8 baby goats running around right now, and one of them is our little bottle baby house goat. I'm a sucker - she sleeps on the couch sometimes.

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AreaCode707 said:
Hey wait a sec, I want to compete for the title in that case! We've got 8 baby goats running around right now, and one of them is our little bottle baby house goat. I'm a sucker - she sleeps on the couch sometimes.
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Ban for excessive cuteness. 😀
 
AreaCode707 said:
Hey wait a sec, I want to compete for the title in that case! We've got 8 baby goats running around right now, and one of them is our little bottle baby house goat. I'm a sucker - she sleeps on the couch sometimes.

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You can have the title, but I have about 25 pregnant does at the moment - expecting roughly 50 baby goats running around. Last winter, I had 18 baby goats living in the dining room for about a month.
 
what is this? farmingtech.com?

lol oh i hate you OP. that was funny but worse you linked wimp.com..now im going to waste an hour watching crap
 
DrPizza said:
You can have the title, but I have about 25 pregnant does at the moment - expecting roughly 50 baby goats running around. Last winter, I had 18 baby goats living in the dining room for about a month.
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Well darn, the day goes to you, good sir. 🙂 We'll catch up with you in a few years, but you'll probably always have the cool factor since yours are fainting goats. Ours are mostly mini-manchas.
 
DrPizza said:
Sounds more like hut hut hut hut, and male goats make that sound around female goats in heat all the time.
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So we're listening to a horny goat then, eh?
😱


Oh well, people do that plenty.
"Do you hear that bird song? So pretty...🙂."

What are many bird calls?
"I'm really horny! Seriously! Someone should really come over here and do me!" - shouted loudly. Over, and over, and over again.

Then you've got the birds that imitate other sounds they hear.
"I don't care who or what you are, but I think we can make it work."
 
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