OMFG!! WTH is with this nerds that say every damn girl in every magazine is ugly - or looks like a man - or is a whore?!

brxndxn

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Sheryl Crow is hot. And so is Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, etc... WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE CRITIQUE THESE HOT GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE DOWNRIGHT UGLY?


52% of women are fat; so they can be ruled out, 50% of the 48% left just can't be fixed, 50% aren't between 18 and 40 years old so they can't be hot.. (except in RARE circumstances) THIS LEAVES ABOUT 10-12% OF ALL WOMEN HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE HOT.. Then we can rule out all the feminazi, 'artistic' women who refuse to shave, and the lesbians (there's no such thing as a hot lesbian unless she's a fake lesbian in which case she's not a lesbian)..

So I figure about 8% of women are hot (very very optimistic estimate).. AND you HAVE THE rapacity TO say she's ugly, looks like a man, or is a whore?!!?!?

Oh yea.. and about half the hot women are already married and you're calling the single ones ugly?!?!

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Now.. if you figure that 40% of men are overweight, but that doesn't really matter because mens' looks aren't too important - except for the hot girls that want good-looking men. And blah blah blah (just imagine that I inserted some more reasoning here) about 25% of men are somewhat decent/acceptable for most hot women...

That leaves like 95% (all the men that aren't GAY) of 48% (men are 48% of the population) for 12% (percentage of hot women) of 52% (women are 52%)!!! This is a ratio of 7.31 elligible men per ONE HOT GIRL!

AND SOME PEOPLE ARE CALLING THOSE SPECIAL 8-12% (again, very optimistic) OF WOMEN UGLY! STOP IT!! PLEASE CHECK YOUR PANTS AND QUIT CALLING EVERY GIRL UGLY!! PLEASE!!


btw, please ignore my errors in reasonings.


In response to Klingons

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AND BTW, my girlfriend IS hot. I just don't feel that posting a picture of her would be fair to her.
 

yobarman

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hahaha you raise an interesting point. But a lot of people have different tastes. I think Sheryl's pretty hot but I did think she was a man for a split second. I'd still do her and her sweet sweet butt. Anyway...it's all about computer nerds looking at too much porn. Their standards get pretty high. And some people are stubborn, thinking any girl who shows a bit of cleevage is a slut. I do agree with you for the most part that most nerds couldn't get half the hotness most of these chica's are.
 

Presence

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Thats because all these fap fap fap boys ever see is super model looking type girls whacking to them on their comps, so when a normal looking cute girl comes along in a pic somewhere they think she is ugly. Soon reality will set in for them and they will come crashing hard.
 

johneetrash

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sheryl crow hot? hmm okay

in some pictures britney and christina are good looking...

j-lo has just been blackified

do u just have low standards in good looking girls? i mean willow (from buffy) isnt all that hot.. she's not bad looking but she's not hot... or do u guys just lump 'okay looking' and 'hot' in the same catagory?
 

DrMoreau

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<< and the lesbians (there's no such thing as a hot lesbian unless she's a fake lesbian in which case she's not a lesbian).. >>



You just don't know the right people. I personally know some very hot lesbian's!

The hot lesbians in pron is another thing though....
 

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<< j-lo has just been blackified >>

hmm...

Anyway all the chicks ever linked on AT are ugly!
 

VirusDub

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<< 52% of women are fat; so they can be ruled out >>

Maybe I'm just crazy, but I happen to consider quite a few "fat" women pretty. The same goes for the "50% of the 48% left". Differing people have differing tastes.
 

ThisIsMatt

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It really has nothing to do with how hot they are on the scale of all women. It's that these women are in the media, and in the media the public reserves the right to scrutinize with a fine toothed comb.
 

Daniel

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Part of it is probably cause a bunch of other people say something about them and they just jump on the bandwagon, and maybe part the fact that they couldn't touch any of the people they talk about with a 10 foot pole without getting charges pressed against them. I'm sure some people just don't like a certain type of look so they have a valid opinion, but I would be willing to bet if someone on here had a gf that looked spitting image of brittany spears and brittany wasn't a star that everyone would freak out if they posted pictures saying the guy was the luckiest person around.
 

MaxDSP

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<B>brxndxn</B>

First, just ease up with your usage

Second, people have different tastes in women. One of the guys in my thread thought crow was hot but monica was ugly, and I may not agree with him but its his opinion and taste.

You generalize too much. Look at how many members are on anandtech and see how many "shes ugly" threads have been started. Doesnt add up to a whole lot when you look at the big picture, does it?

What kind of standards do you have for women, that is if you have any?
 

b0mbrman

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Ha ha ha...I love that you put it into percentages

Anyhow, you're right. People here *do* like to call Britney Spears a whore...I think the reason is that we all know we'll never get them or have a chance at a girl that hot so we just say they're whores and we don't like whores anyway--we'd rather stick to our plain-looking girlfriends because we care about their mind ;)
 

MaxDSP

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<< Ha ha ha...I love that you put it into percentages Anyhow, you're right. People here *do* like to call Britney Spears a whore...I think the reason is that we all know we'll never get them or have a chance at a girl that hot so we just say they're whores and we don't like whores anyway--we'd rather stick to our plain-looking girlfriends because we care about their mind ;) >>



that too. :p
 

ChinamanatNCSU

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<< 52% of women are fat; so they can be ruled out, 50% of the 48% left just can't be fixed, 50% aren't between 18 and 40 years old so they can't be hot.. (except in RARE circumstances) THIS LEAVES ABOUT 10-12% OF ALL WOMEN HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE HOT.. Then we can rule out all the feminazi, 'artistic' women who refuse to shave, and the lesbians (there's no such thing as a hot lesbian unless she's a fake lesbian in which case she's not a lesbian).. >>



brxndxn, what kind of statistics are you doing here? the numbers don't match...

but I do agree with you. All the mentioned girls are HOT
 

Jzero

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Britany WAS hot until she started TRYING to be hot, and now she just looks trashy.
Christina Aguilera always looked like big-bird with that whack makeup.
Sheryl Crow is hot.
 

Hammer

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You know what I find really funny, guys that say that girls like that are nasty or ugly (I don't find Britney that attractive though :D ) and then you see the girls the go out with. Then its like what the hell are you thinking? You bash this one girl and then go out with a girl I would consider nasty or ugly. WTF?
 

TheBlondOne

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it's all about computer nerds looking at too much porn.

Amen. Most of the guys who say those girls are ugly couldn't get the average looking chicks you see walking down the street. They're gonna have to learn to be less picky, or else they're going to lead very VERY lonely lives.

--Sarah
 

Nemesis77

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Well, I think that she is hot :). She's been voted the sexiest girl in Finland for several years in the row now :D
 

Finality

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Lol I have 2 friends like this. Basically they are waiting for the short version of Heidi Klum to come along so they can have some fun.

Its funny to watch them diss every girl that comes along. They aren't even good looking guys so It'll be funny watching em fall flat on there faces :D Bwhahahha
 

pyonir

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i just don't say anything. i know the type of girls i am capable of getting in real life and i know that i would never get a girl that looks as good as most celebs. so i don't bother replying to most of those threads because a lot of the people that are so opinionated about the britney's and christina's are all under the age of 18 and a lot of those guys have never even seen a real woman naked so think that all women look like playboy et al, airbrushed models. (there are exceptions to every rule so don't all you very experienced kids come after me with the generalization charges.) anyways, i just realize that most people are shallow and think they can judge people solely on looks, especially people that they will never meet or would have any kind of hope of EVER having sex with. i was going to continue, but what is the point...
 

Savij

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<< it's all about computer nerds looking at too much porn. >>



Gota agree with that. If you compare those pics to the average girl you see on the street, yeah, they are HOT.

But wait a minute, the pics are all done with the perfect lighting, a make up artist, and a professional photographer. Then, only the best shots out of hundreds of pics are selected. The point is, I find it really annoying when guys start comparing REAL girls to airbrushed models in magazines. Look at a real live girl for once, people....
I can't be the only one annoyed when I see a cute girl and someone else comments about how ugly she is. Comeon, there are lots of good looking girls that some guys are calling ugly cause they aren't airbrushed and stretched and god knows what else they do to make them look like they do in pr0n mags.

Stop fapping to porn long enough to see what a real girl looks like.

Sorry I guess I'm kinda ranting a little bit.

-SS