- Jan 12, 2004
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So, I'm training this new guy at work tonight so he can take over my postion after I leave next week. As we're going over some procedures, I feel some gas building up. Since we're working together for the next week, 10 hours a day...I decide the polite thing to do is to go outside and take care of my business there.
I walk outside, and wait to fart. As I'm sitting there waiting, I feel the needs to go to the bathroom (#1) and releive myself. Since the bathroom is located right next to us, one door down, I decide to walk to it. As I'm walking (its night time), I finally work something loose and bust ass!! AAAHHH YES!! It was one of those walking duck farts that just kinda keeps quacking with every step. About 5 steps later, I'm done and feel totally releived.
**COUGH*COUGH**
OH MY GOOD FVCK!!! Whats this I hear?!?! I turn around and there was someone smoking right in my fart path!!! She was under some trees on a little bench in the shadows, so I didnt even see her!! Not only was it just someone, it was a lady that I work directly with EVERYDAY! The look of horror in her face as I turned around and made eye contact with her, only ment that she couldnt beleive what horror I had just unleashed unto her. I turned around and kept walking to the bathroom.
Needless to say, I walked around the other way to go back.
I drew up some pictures for you guys so you can get a better Idea of what just happened.
-= Diagram of the incident!
-= Here is what I saw when I looked back after busting a$$.
I walk outside, and wait to fart. As I'm sitting there waiting, I feel the needs to go to the bathroom (#1) and releive myself. Since the bathroom is located right next to us, one door down, I decide to walk to it. As I'm walking (its night time), I finally work something loose and bust ass!! AAAHHH YES!! It was one of those walking duck farts that just kinda keeps quacking with every step. About 5 steps later, I'm done and feel totally releived.
**COUGH*COUGH**
OH MY GOOD FVCK!!! Whats this I hear?!?! I turn around and there was someone smoking right in my fart path!!! She was under some trees on a little bench in the shadows, so I didnt even see her!! Not only was it just someone, it was a lady that I work directly with EVERYDAY! The look of horror in her face as I turned around and made eye contact with her, only ment that she couldnt beleive what horror I had just unleashed unto her. I turned around and kept walking to the bathroom.
Needless to say, I walked around the other way to go back.
I drew up some pictures for you guys so you can get a better Idea of what just happened.
-= Diagram of the incident!
-= Here is what I saw when I looked back after busting a$$.
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