OMFG... TomKat done

[Hugo Drax]

I it me or has Katie looked dead in the eyes since the marriage?

Lack of Hot beef injections does that.

 

[Gibsons]

Fark healine was "Tom Cruise finally shaves his beard."

I lol'd.

Took me a second to get it, good stuff.

 

[Anonemous]

Fark healine was "Tom Cruise finally shaves his beard."

I lol'd.

Some closet homosexuals get girlfriends/wives to maintain an illusion of heterosexuality (manliness); those girlfriends/wives are referred to as "Beards".

 

[Imp]

Some closet homosexuals get girlfriends/wives to maintain an illusion of heterosexuality (manliness); those girlfriends/wives are referred to as "Beards".

Ahhhhhh..... Did not know that.

 

[Anonemous]

Ahhhhhh..... Did not know that.

Yea me neither. Learned something new from fark today.

 

[Childs]

Agreed. Can't make it work with any of these three? Definite pole smoker

The other side of that coin is that he is can get any woman he wants. And he is constantly trading up to younger and hotter. He does seem a little crazy though. You could see it on Katie Holmes face early on...she knew she made a mistake. There is definitely something missing in his life, hence the scientology. You believe in that crap you must be desperate for some sort of answer. I don't think its gay related. Travolta didn't get a divorce, and it didn't mean he wasn't gay. I'm generalizing here, but I would think gay people would tend to be monogamous, cause one woman is as good as another. But Cruise is doing better each time he remarries.

 

[Pulsar]

The reason Will Smith and Tom Cruise are scientologists is because it's the only religion where you can walk in, say "I'm a millionaire", and then be a grand-poobah because you can donate enough money in one day.

It's the new-age Yacht or Golf club membership.

 

[Platypus]

Travolta didn't get a divorce, and it didn't mean he wasn't gay. I'm generalizing here, but I would think gay people would tend to be monogamous

LOL.

Also, Travolta just tried to get his dick on with a masseuse.

 

[lupi]

so, schneiderguy has a chance.

 

[Childs]

LOL.

Also, Travolta just tried to get his dick on with a masseuse.

I was referring to marriage, but yeah, monogamous was the wrong term. I'm not sure if there is a term for a gay person staying with their wife. If you want a beard (maybe this is what I was looking for), any woman would do. And yeah, Travolta was married to Kelly Preston for what, 20 years? And all this time he was paying for gay sex. So I stand by my statement!

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Good. Now we can openly be together.

 

[Anonemous]

http://todayentertainment.today.msn...cruises-marriages-ended-when-wife-was-33?lite

 

[KillerBee]

The reason Will Smith and Tom Cruise are scientologists is because it's the only religion where you can walk in, say "I'm a millionaire", and then be a grand-poobah because you can donate enough money in one day.

It's the new-age Yacht or Golf club membership.

 

[Gibsons]

Grantland.com lays the odds for the next Mrs Cruise.

Best line

Betty White

David Jacoby: Look, we all suspect that Cruise’s love life is less than, um, authentic, so why not have some fun with it? Betty checks a lot of boxes, she is single, she’s omnipresent, and she won’t want to have sex with him.
Verdict: Way off on the sex thing. She's got her needs. Why do you think she works so much?
Odds: 20 to 1

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/52326/americas-next-top-mrs-tom-cruise

 

[mmntech]

He's gay, or at least bi-sexual. Rumours aside, he just sets off my gaydar. Not quite sure why, it's just something about him.

Travolta on the other hand is definitely gay. Just in the way he acts and carries himself, the types of roles he plays. With him, it's more tragic than it is funny like with Cruise. He seems to me like a man who's deeply conflicted. Then I picture him next to Samual L Jackson with a fro and then it becomes funny again.

 

[Geekbabe]

From things I've read over the years Mr Cruise strikes me as more than a little controlling. Katie grew up, got a backbone & decided she is sick of his crap is my best guess here.

 

[Imp]

so, schneiderguy has a chance.

Na, Tom's a manlet at 5'5'. With all the hating on manlets, Tom would have to be a masochist and schneider a sadist to put up with that.

 

[Imp]

TMZ says scientology was the undoing:

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/29/katie-holmes-scientology-tom-cruise-divorce-suri/

 

[McLovin]

She realized Suri was headed to the....

*glasses*

Danger Zone!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



Also,

Last time the rumors were that she wanted to leave but Tom wouldn't let HIM...

 

[Ichinisan]

She realized Suri was headed to the....

*glasses*

Danger Zone!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Still love that song. Also Mighty Wings, which clearly inspired a tune in Capcom's Street Fighter II.

 

[SagaLore]

A source close to the couple tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively that Katie wants sole custody of Suri, because “she doesn’t want Tom polluting her with Scientology. She basically wants to protect her daughter and keep her away from all these freaks!”

Yea no kidding.

 

[Anonemous]

Man scientologists are crazy. How'd they scare the IRS into giving them tax exempt status?

 

[Perknose]

Tom tried, but he came up short.

 

[zerocool84]

Man scientologists are crazy. How'd they scare the IRS into giving them tax exempt status?

No different than any other religion.