DanTMWTMP
Lifer
Some of you remember the thread where I said that my Dad owned me by catching me whacking off. Can't seem to find that thread though, maybe it got locked/deleted lol.
details on one of the times i got caught:
(the worse one)
i had the pr0n running on the screen. u knw how u get sleepy after you've done your deed? well, he woke me up the next morning. he didnt' really say anything though. I think he knew i was embarassed to hell, so we tried to have our normal convos about the next lakers game and such, but to me it was wierd. although he's been open about the topic to me ever since i was young... and my mom would get super pissed @ dad lol.
Dad: 1. Me: 0.
Some of you remember this one, where my dad pwned me by getting back at me for pouring cold water at him while he was taking a shower:
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...&STARTPAGE=1&FTVAR_FORUMVIEWTMP=Linear
Dad: 2. Me: 0.
Now..GODAMN IT!!. I went to visit my folk's place.
Me and my friend were talking on AIM on ways to do some funny pranks to people. we had a pretty good list.
Well, i forgot to close the damn AIM window and went to sleep. BIG MISTAKE.
Well, i was taking a shower, and somehow w/o me knowing, my dad put tiger balm (stuff similar to BenGay, but stronger) on my boxers.
after I took shower, skin raw from scrubbing and happy, I wore the boxers.
...
U know, at least rubbing alcohol, the pain goes away quickly when you apply it to your balls, but TigerBalm/BenGay STAYS for hours even after a change of boxers. TRY IT. the sting was rather interesting, yet tears came out of my eyes.
It was a preemtive strike from my dad. I lose again. goddamn it!
dad: 3.
me: 0.
🙁
EDIT: also, i have much much much more worse stories btwn prank bouts between me and my little brother. i'll post them if demand is high lol, but they happened a long time ago. now me and bro are too old for dirty pranks, but apparently my dad isn't lol.
Dan, talking about whacking off, your nuts, your boxers and what your father does to you, is really not what AT is all about.
AnandTech Moderator
details on one of the times i got caught:
(the worse one)
i had the pr0n running on the screen. u knw how u get sleepy after you've done your deed? well, he woke me up the next morning. he didnt' really say anything though. I think he knew i was embarassed to hell, so we tried to have our normal convos about the next lakers game and such, but to me it was wierd. although he's been open about the topic to me ever since i was young... and my mom would get super pissed @ dad lol.
Dad: 1. Me: 0.
Some of you remember this one, where my dad pwned me by getting back at me for pouring cold water at him while he was taking a shower:
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...&STARTPAGE=1&FTVAR_FORUMVIEWTMP=Linear
Dad: 2. Me: 0.
Now..GODAMN IT!!. I went to visit my folk's place.
Me and my friend were talking on AIM on ways to do some funny pranks to people. we had a pretty good list.
Well, i forgot to close the damn AIM window and went to sleep. BIG MISTAKE.
Well, i was taking a shower, and somehow w/o me knowing, my dad put tiger balm (stuff similar to BenGay, but stronger) on my boxers.
after I took shower, skin raw from scrubbing and happy, I wore the boxers.
...
U know, at least rubbing alcohol, the pain goes away quickly when you apply it to your balls, but TigerBalm/BenGay STAYS for hours even after a change of boxers. TRY IT. the sting was rather interesting, yet tears came out of my eyes.
It was a preemtive strike from my dad. I lose again. goddamn it!
dad: 3.
me: 0.
🙁
EDIT: also, i have much much much more worse stories btwn prank bouts between me and my little brother. i'll post them if demand is high lol, but they happened a long time ago. now me and bro are too old for dirty pranks, but apparently my dad isn't lol.
Dan, talking about whacking off, your nuts, your boxers and what your father does to you, is really not what AT is all about.
AnandTech Moderator
