OMFG PETA is GOING TO SUE NASA because it has killed the bird during Discovery launch

[wasserkool]

I dont know who will win:

Norfolk, VA USA - July 29, 2005 - The recent space shuttle Discovery launch, as witnessed on national television has caused severe bodily harm to a bird, resulting to its death. This shows a blatant disregard towards other living organism?s safety and hence creating this sad tragedy to unfold.

It is PETA?s mission to pursue and prosecute organization and individuals who cause undue to harm to animals. After detailed analysis by trajectory and flight path experts, it has been unduly decided that NASA did not take the necessary precautions to ensure no other animals are present at the launch site, therefore jeopardizing their safety and well-beings.

With this severe disregard and ultimately resulting in the death of the animal involved, it has been decided that PETA will file formal legal action against NASA and will fight hard to ensure tragedy of this magnitude will not occur again.

 

[yankeesfan]

Stupid bird should have realized a huge thing was coming right at it.

 

[blurredvision]

This has to be a joke.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Uh, that's the most poorly written BS I've ever read. stfu.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

:shocked:

Ship happens?

 

[oogabooga]

Don't airplanes kill birds all the time?

 

[nakedfrog]

It was clearly a case of darwinism in action.

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
Don't airplanes kill birds all the time?

Yep which is why this is obviously made up BS. Bird strikes are very common with aircraft.

 

[AntMan530]

i like peta...they send me those mail things every so often...and a nickel!!! a brand new shiny one too

 

[n7]

PETA = morons a lot of the time...

 

[isasir]

Will the bird's family get compensated for their grief?

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
Don't airplanes kill birds all the time?

I swear I'm going to sue the Wright estate for all its worth! Damn poorly designed contraptions.

 

[dartworth]

darwinism...

 

[LuckyTaxi]

In other news, man runs over bird gets his day in court for manslaughter, representatives from PETA will pay for court fees.

 

[UNCjigga]

Most PETA activists were English majors, unlike you, so STFU.

 

[feelingshorter]

thats stupid, airplanes, military jets rips them birds to shreds all the time. They are not going to stop a shuttle launch because of some stupid bird.

 

[BillyBobJoel71]

wow, its not liek birds don't get sucked into airplanes, we fly them all the time too!

 

[alm4rr]

It would be in NASA's interest to put a few bird horns (like at the airport) on the tower to keep birds away instead of them smashing some more tiles

 

[chambersc]

This just in:

PETA is suing Randy Johnson for his SUPER-AMAZING throw that hit a bird. Purportedly, it has only happened ONCE in the history of man since birds and baseballs rarely mix. The people of America love the ramarkable from Randy Johnson and have only this to say to PETA -- QFT!


😀

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: alm4rr
It would be in NASA's interest to put a few bird horns (like at the airport) on the tower to keep birds away instead of them smashing some more tiles

Problem is that ultimately the birds get used to those things and they no longer work.

 

[Armitage]

shenanigans :roll:

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Most PETA activists were English majors, unlike you, so STFU.

No wonder they can't get real jobs.

 

[TriStar]

The OP is a moron.

 

[secretanchitman]

lol wtf?

this is too funny.

 

[Kalbi]

remember the fastball that randy johnson threw and hit a bird? i wonder if they sued for that.

i wonder if they sue predator animals in the wild that prey on other aminals.