OMFG I'm a fvcking idiot!!

[n7]

Originally posted by: troytime
i've done that as well

i got my first zippo when i was 16
the 3rd day i had it i managed to realllllly overfill it

i was sittin at the park with all my friends when someone noticed a big wet spot in my jeans
I assumed it was mt dew or sweat or something...totally forgetting about the zippo in my pocket
i grabbed my friends lighter (it was laying right there) and lit it, then proceeded to move the flame around the wetspot (in hopes of drying it)

after about 2 seconds my pants went up in flames
i stood up to run around and scream like a girl which made the lighter fluid ran down my leg and make the flame bigger

in a mad panic trying to put out the flames, somehow the flames got really close to the 'line of scrimage'

my last resort was to lose my pants, which i did

i felt like a real retard afterwords, considering there was big water fountain about 15 feet away...plus everyone there had a bottle of soda or water
i still have the zippo (but no longer smoke)
and i still can't grow hair on my right nut

Ahahahahhahaaa :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Man both of you unfortunate guys make me laugh!

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Nik
Yeah, like a smokers have more accidents than stupid kids who play with matches. :roll:

I'm glad you put yourself in the same league as stupid kids.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: Nik
Yeah, like a smokers have more accidents than stupid kids who play with matches. :roll:

I'm glad you put yourself in the same league as stupid kids.

I didn't, you moron. I did the exact opposite.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Anubis
hahahahahhhhhhahahahahahahahahaa

thats even better then getting you dick jammed in the cd-rom

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Nik
Yeah, like a smokers have more accidents than stupid kids who play with matches. :roll:

THer you go. YOu're getting it..

 

[Brutuskend]

/me kicks my own ass

PICS!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

:laugh:

 

[Klixxer]

Nik, stop smoking. I am not fvcking joking either.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Yes mother.

 

[kyparrish]

pics stat

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Why, Klixxer? Gonna stop kissing me? :brokenheart:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Goddamnit stop asking for pics :|

 

[Hyperblaze]

Nik, sorry to hear about your mishap.

Hope things go better for you.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

lol I'll survive, Jero

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Nik
Goddamnit stop asking for pics :|

why, you can crop your face out and just have the eyebrow...

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Nik
lol I'll survive, Jero

Glad to hear, I don't want to lose one of my main sources of entertainment from ATOT

 

[n0cmonkey]

Someone photochop a pic of nik already. Damn.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Someone photochop a pic of nik already. Damn.

Maybe all the photoshop masters are gone to bed already

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Nah, they just don't have enough source material.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Nik
Nah, they just don't have enough source material.

If I had the gimp or something loaded on my powerbook, I'd replace your eyebrows with pancakes.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Nik
Why, Klixxer? Gonna stop kissing me? :brokenheart:

I have had two close realatives die from it and i stopped cold turkey after 10 years.

Show some guts and stop a nasty habit.

 

nik.jpeg

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Nik
Nah, they just don't have enough source material.

If I had the gimp or something loaded on my powerbook, I'd replace your eyebrows with pancakes.

:laugh:

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Nik
Nah, they just don't have enough source material.

If I had the gimp or something loaded on my powerbook, I'd replace your eyebrows with pancakes.

I got it but i SUCK at graphic work.

Besides i am drunk as a skunk.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Nik
Why, Klixxer? Gonna stop kissing me? :brokenheart:

I have had two close realatives die from it and i stopped cold turkey after 10 years.

Show some guts and stop a nasty habit.

heh, I was tempted to say the same thing....but if he knows the consequences of his actions and doesn't care, then you can't really force someone to stop a nasty habit, no matter how insanely stupid you think the habit is.