So I'm not all that awake. My coffee is brewing but I haven't had a cup yet. I picked up what was left of one of my smokes from last night and tried to light it with my zippo. Once I had it lit, I was going to go get a cup of coffee and sit here waking up...
I grab my lighter and zip-it started. I go to light my cig. However, I don't realize two things:
1) there's only a half inch of this damn thing left. I should have just rolled a new cigarette, but no I'm a dumbass.
2) I should have remembered that I over-filled my lighter and the flame is wildly out of control, but no I'm a dumbass.
I put the mini-cig in my mouth and light the lighter, bring it it to my face. What happens? I fvcking hear something sear and crackle and smell the WORST smell in the WORLD.
Half my eyebrow is burnt off. Literally. My forehead is all red now.
:frown: :|
/me kicks my own ass
I grab my lighter and zip-it started. I go to light my cig. However, I don't realize two things:
1) there's only a half inch of this damn thing left. I should have just rolled a new cigarette, but no I'm a dumbass.
2) I should have remembered that I over-filled my lighter and the flame is wildly out of control, but no I'm a dumbass.
I put the mini-cig in my mouth and light the lighter, bring it it to my face. What happens? I fvcking hear something sear and crackle and smell the WORST smell in the WORLD.
Half my eyebrow is burnt off. Literally. My forehead is all red now.
:frown: :|
/me kicks my own ass
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