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OMFG! I am being stalked

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
normally this type of thread is funny, but when it involves me, its not funny.

I understand the jokes and all but this guy creeps me out.

No I am not getting a gun. But I do have a nice piece of broom handle that will work just as effectively as a baseball bat.

If I see him, I will end this once and for all.
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And if he beats your ass?
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
normally this type of thread is funny, but when it involves me, its not funny.

I understand the jokes and all but this guy creeps me out.

No I am not getting a gun. But I do have a nice piece of broom handle that will work just as effectively as a baseball bat.

If I see him, I will end this once and for all.
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As has been mentioned before. Whatever you do, make sure the police find his corpse in your apartment.
 
Originally posted by: Psycho14
Plan A: Buy a .50 Deagle with 3 spare mags. Wait by the door all night, dont forget to bring peanuts to keep you awake. When the guy knocks on the door, shoot one whole mag through the door. Reload with the other mag. Then empty the other 2 clips in the guys body. When the police come, tell them that a huge dog must of attacked him.

Plan B: Setup a small gun turrent that is sensitive to sound. Have it placed behind your door. When the guy knocks, the turrent will end his life.

Plan C: Have a jar of vasaline and a condom out by the door with a note. The note must say: "please come in, my door is unlocked for you." Hopefully the bastard comes in. Then when you see the door open with the guy approaching to you, take your handy baseball bat and knock the f*cking sh!t out of him.
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You just said "Deagle" and "turrent". Please Suicide.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
That way, he'll expose who he is and you can end it face to face.
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If he "exposes who he is", one of the better positions to be in is face to face, relatively speaking.
 
Originally posted by: KDOG
The webcam solution is the best. In conjuction with that, he could set up one of those infared activated lights so not only does the perp think hes awake, the lights will let the webcam get a GOOD picture of the wacko....
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Yea, I like the webcam idea. At least get some info on your stalker before you confront him.
 
Wait in the bushes with a bag of crap, when he leaves the note, light the bag and toss it at him. Jump up and down making noises like a large monkey.

Do this while only wearing rainbow colored body paint.

Hopefully, this will not turn him on and will scare the sh!t out of him.

How bad are the notes?
 
Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
Originally posted by: Psycho14
Plan A: Buy a .50 Deagle with 3 spare mags. Wait by the door all night, dont forget to bring peanuts to keep you awake. When the guy knocks on the door, shoot one whole mag through the door. Reload with the other mag. Then empty the other 2 clips in the guys body. When the police come, tell them that a huge dog must of attacked him.

Plan B: Setup a small gun turrent that is sensitive to sound. Have it placed behind your door. When the guy knocks, the turrent will end his life.

Plan C: Have a jar of vasaline and a condom out by the door with a note. The note must say: "please come in, my door is unlocked for you." Hopefully the bastard comes in. Then when you see the door open with the guy approaching to you, take your handy baseball bat and knock the f*cking sh!t out of him.
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You just said "Deagle" and "turrent". Please Suicide.
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Maybe if he had just suggested a buy script including those and the kevlar+helmet it would have been better.

Except the stalker might accuse him of being a BS HACKER.
 
Put a switch under something he'll likely step on, then wire it into a discreetly located flash unit from a disposable camera. he'll trigger tha flash which will make him think he got caught.
 
Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
Put a switch under something he'll likely step on, then wire it into a discreetly located flash unit from a disposable camera. he'll trigger tha flash which will make him think he got caught.
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That's some work. I think you should just setup a webcam somewhere.
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
normally this type of thread is funny, but when it involves me, its not funny.

I understand the jokes and all but this guy creeps me out.

No I am not getting a gun. But I do have a nice piece of broom handle that will work just as effectively as a baseball bat.

If I see him, I will end this once and for all.
Click to expand...

What do the notes say?
 
Leave dinner on the steps. invite them to knock on the door 4 times and then unload every gun you or your friends have. Drag them inside and stab yourself with a pocket knife to make it look like self defense.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
normally this type of thread is funny, but when it involves me, its not funny.

I understand the jokes and all but this guy creeps me out.

No I am not getting a gun. But I do have a nice piece of broom handle that will work just as effectively as a baseball bat.

If I see him, I will end this once and for all.
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What do the notes say?
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I won't print what the notes say.

If I edited them for content, they won't make any sense, much like docs released by the CIA or FBI.

Let's just put it this way: he says he would like to see my penis. Goes on about having "fun" together. Wants me to be his boyfriend. **shudder**

I thinks he's like 40 years old or something.

I am straight and I want women not men.
 
I can't believe it. This kind of thing happened to me too!. About a yr ago, I was changing car oil in my garage. I guess many people passing by saw me. The next day, there was a note on my windshield asking whether I'd be interested in receiving a blowjob. I almost puked. I just ignored it and that's the end of it. Good luck to you, man.
 
Originally posted by: welst10
I can't believe it. This kind of thing happened to me too!. About a yr ago, I was changing car oil in my garage. I guess many people passing by saw me. The next day, there was a note on my windshield asking whether I'd be interested in receiving a blowjob. I almost puked. I just ignored it and that's the end of it. Good luck to you, man.
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:Q

Maybe he meant lube job?
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
normally this type of thread is funny, but when it involves me, its not funny.

I understand the jokes and all but this guy creeps me out.

No I am not getting a gun. But I do have a nice piece of broom handle that will work just as effectively as a baseball bat.

If I see him, I will end this once and for all.
Click to expand...

What do the notes say?
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I won't print what the notes say.

If I edited them for content, they won't make any sense, much like docs released by the CIA or FBI.

Let's just put it this way: he says he would like to see my penis. Goes on about having "fun" together. Wants me to be his boyfriend. **shudder**

I thinks he's like 40 years old or something.

I am straight and I want women not men.
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liek another user recommended...id watch the notes and take time for a log....wait for him and jump out just as hes putting the note up...then clock him.
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: welst10
I can't believe it. This kind of thing happened to me too!. About a yr ago, I was changing car oil in my garage. I guess many people passing by saw me. The next day, there was a note on my windshield asking whether I'd be interested in receiving a blowjob. I almost puked. I just ignored it and that's the end of it. Good luck to you, man.
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:Q

Maybe he meant lube job?
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No way. Cant rebember exactly, but the note says something like "I really want to suck your d1ck... if interested, leave a note on your windshield with meeting time and place". Afterwards, I said to myself, what if it's hot chick? then I'd have missed what could be a great time.
 
Originally posted by: welst10
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: welst10
I can't believe it. This kind of thing happened to me too!. About a yr ago, I was changing car oil in my garage. I guess many people passing by saw me. The next day, there was a note on my windshield asking whether I'd be interested in receiving a blowjob. I almost puked. I just ignored it and that's the end of it. Good luck to you, man.
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:Q

Maybe he meant lube job?
Click to expand...

No way. Cant rebember exactly, but the note says something like "I really want to suck your d1ck... if interested, leave a note on your windshield with meeting time and place". Afterwards, I said to myself, what if it's hot chick? then I'd have missed what could be a great time.
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LOL

I wish it was a hot chick doing this to me.

The first note I got was somewhat similar. The next were just out of control.
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: welst10
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: welst10
I can't believe it. This kind of thing happened to me too!. About a yr ago, I was changing car oil in my garage. I guess many people passing by saw me. The next day, there was a note on my windshield asking whether I'd be interested in receiving a blowjob. I almost puked. I just ignored it and that's the end of it. Good luck to you, man.
Click to expand...
:Q

Maybe he meant lube job?
Click to expand...

No way. Cant rebember exactly, but the note says something like "I really want to suck your d1ck... if interested, leave a note on your windshield with meeting time and place". Afterwards, I said to myself, what if it's hot chick? then I'd have missed what could be a great time.
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LOL

I wish it was a hot chick doing this to me.

The first note I got was somewhat similar. The next were just out of control.
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WHat u mean, out of control? did he threaten you?
 
Originally posted by: welst10
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: welst10
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: welst10
I can't believe it. This kind of thing happened to me too!. About a yr ago, I was changing car oil in my garage. I guess many people passing by saw me. The next day, there was a note on my windshield asking whether I'd be interested in receiving a blowjob. I almost puked. I just ignored it and that's the end of it. Good luck to you, man.
Click to expand...
:Q

Maybe he meant lube job?
Click to expand...

No way. Cant rebember exactly, but the note says something like "I really want to suck your d1ck... if interested, leave a note on your windshield with meeting time and place". Afterwards, I said to myself, what if it's hot chick? then I'd have missed what could be a great time.
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LOL

I wish it was a hot chick doing this to me.

The first note I got was somewhat similar. The next were just out of control.
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WHat u mean, out of control? did he threaten you?
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No threats, unless you count what he wants me to do with him.

Just very sexually explicit and rather disturbing.
 
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