Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: sonz70
Originally posted by: shilala
Not nearly as funny as when the hooker told you you had a stick in your ass.
Now THAT was a screamer.
that was priceless
I laughed till I cried.
If you read the rest of the thread, nearly everything she said was discredited.
I do, however, have a stick in my ass.
I read the whole painful thing.
Granted, after she told you about the arse stick, things were a bit blurry from the tears.
I can see a guy arguing with a hooker about the bill, but *damn* man.

For the record, I'd pump every hole on that sweet thing chock full of shilala butter, and I'd be thankful for it.
Cool thing is that the conversation would be enjoyable, too. I bet there'd be no mention of what Jessica Simpson was wearing, cellphone ringtones, or Louis Vitton purses.