Olympic joke thread

[Nitemare]

Picabo Street recently had to spend some time in a local hospital for injuries suffered during a tragic accident while skiing. She was so happy with the work that the hospital did that she donated a large sum of money to help construct a new intensive care unit.

The directors were so happy that they named the unit after her...





It is now called the... Picabo I. C. U.



ok, that was bad so let me hear your olympic jokes

 

[Optimus]

(heard on one of the late night talk shows)

Yeah so apparently everyone's watching the Olympics on TV... something like 30 million viewers tuned in last night alone.

... I guess everyone's watching the Olympics... -except the figure skating judges of course.


🙂

 

[Red Dawn]

Let's see an Olympic Joke. Ok, the Canadian Figure Skaters were awarded a Gold because the Canandians whined like little bitches. Of course Fairy Prancing..err Figure Skating being called a sport is a joke in itself

 

[Joyride]

<< Let's see an Olympic Joke. Ok, the Canadian Figure Skaters were awarded a Gold because the Canandians whined like little bitches. Of course Fairy Prancing..err Figure Skating being called a sport is a joke in itself >>



I take it they can be totally stupid jokes with no apparent meaning?

 

[waggy]

<< Let's see an Olympic Joke. Ok, the Canadian Figure Skaters were awarded a Gold because the Canandians whined like little bitches. Of course Fairy Prancing..err Figure Skating being called a sport is a joke in itself >>



Heh i would love to see some of the poeple claiming that it is not a sport to do half of what htey do. It may not be a great sport like football hell no fags in that right? or baseball? or basketball? yeah great sports to look up to.

heh

 

[Argo]

<< Let's see an Olympic Joke. Ok, the Canadian Figure Skaters were awarded a Gold because the Canandians whined like little bitches. Of course Fairy Prancing..err Figure Skating being called a sport is a joke in itself >>




I wish they allowed that in football. Then <insert the name of the team that you don't like> would be champions by now.

 

[darthmango]

Actually, the Canadians didn't whine at all. Instead they went on shows and said that they were dissapointed, but they knew they couldn't do anything about it and would generally be good sports.
It just goes to show that it takes a whiney american to insult other foriegners without really knowing anything.

 

[Joyride]

So...

Anyone know any good Olympic jokes?

 

[Supahfreak]

The olympics ARE a joke😛

FreAk😀

 

[Jzero]

<< The olympics ARE a joke😛

FreAk😀 >>



He sepcifically said "GOOD" olympic jokes, though.

 

[Lithium381]

hahaha, that first one(i geuss only one so far) is good, haven't heard it before, !

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Actually, the Canadians didn't whine at all. Instead they went on shows and said that they were dissapointed, but they knew they couldn't do anything about it and would generally be good sports.
It just goes to show that it takes a whiney american to insult other foriegners without really knowing anything. >>



I don't think he was referring to the Canadian skaters but rather, people who are Canadian as a nationality.

Cheers 🙂