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Sorry didn't feel like editing out the comments... they're not mine.
~ ~ If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
~~ If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
~~~ The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
~~~ A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
~~ A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
~~ Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
~~~ The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
~~~ The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
~~~ The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
~~ Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)
~~ Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
~~~ The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
~~~ Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambi dextrous, do you split the difference?)
~~~ Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
~~~ A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
~~~ Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
~~~ Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
~~~ Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
~~~ Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you
want to bring a smile to.
~ ~ If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
~~ If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
~~~ The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
~~~ A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
~~ A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
~~ Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
~~~ The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
~~~ The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
~~~ The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
~~ Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)
~~ Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
~~~ The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
~~~ Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambi dextrous, do you split the difference?)
~~~ Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
~~~ A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
~~~ Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
~~~ Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
~~~ Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
~~~ Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you
want to bring a smile to.
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