old weird dude at the store kept touching all the bananas....

[rudeguy]

literally every banana. Then he tore off 1 or 2 off a few different bunches to buy.

Is this a normal way to shop for bananas?

 

[RESmonkey]

Were you on his lawn?

 

[TridenT]

Is it weird for a guy who works at Sears to touch all the women's underwear that is around? I saw that a couple days ago...

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Just as long as he's not touching your banana I don't see anything wrong. Unless perhaps you thought it was weird he wanted to touch all the other bananas except yours.

 

[gaidensensei]

Maybe he knows the secret to picking ripe bananas. What nationality did he look like?

 

[Jumpem]

We take a couple bananas from two different bunches. Usually break off two green ones from one bunch, and two yellow ones from another.

 

[SooperDave]

Teh gay is strong in this one D:

 

[Hacp]

We take a couple bananas from two different bunches. Usually break off two green ones from one bunch, and two yellow ones from another.

So who was left with the black ones?

 

[rudeguy]

Maybe he knows the secret to picking ripe bananas. What nationality did he look like?

He was Asian but I really don't think that matters....

or is it an Asian things?

 

[OUCaptain]

Welcome to public interaction. People are weird.

 

[gaidensensei]

Dude, 1st gen asians are like kings of the produce selection.
They'll feel anything for inspection.. or almost everything.

Cause my mom used to take me to the grocery market all too often as a child.

 

[rudeguy]

now I'm wishing I had asked him to grab me some....

 

[BoomerD]

now I'm wishing I had asked him to grab me....

😱

 

[her209]

Did he go near the melons at all?

 

[Bignate603]

Is it weird for a guy who works at Sears to touch all the women's underwear that is around? I saw that a couple days ago...

At least he had the guts to touch the underwear rather than you just walking through and staring at the mannequins.

 

[gaidensensei]

now I'm wishing I had asked him to grab me some....

😀

Did he go near the melons at all?

The secret to choosing good melons are to slap them! Honest. If the sound reverbs indicating that it's hollow, it's the good ones.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

😀


The secret to choosing good melons are to slap them! Honest. If the sound reverbs indicating that it's hollow, it's the good ones.

Lol. I could only imagine the looks one would get with this tactic.

 

[amdhunter]

 

[moshquerade]

Maybe he knows the secret to picking ripe bananas. What nationality did he look like?

there is no secret. you look at the skin color.

OP, sounds like he was indeed an "old weird dude".
maybe he was mistaking the bananas for tomatoes. 😛
I do touch the tomatoes like that to see if they're ripe/over ripe.

 

[x-alki]

You sure it wans't Monk?

 

[rudeguy]

That's my current phone background!


Hold on and I'll cap it...

 

[rudeguy]

 

[gaidensensei]

there is no secret. you look at the skin color.

OP, sounds like he was indeed an "old weird dude".
maybe he was mistaking the bananas for tomatoes. 😛
I do touch the tomatoes like that to see if they're ripe/over ripe.

There's some inner yin yang balance for fruits!
You'll only know if you're asian.:sneaky:

 

[TruePaige]

I'll rip off a few here and there.

 

[Sahakiel]

Depending on how and when they were shipped and displayed, bananas ripen differently.
Skin color indicates approximate age off the vine.
Softness indicates either ripening or bruising, depending on consistency and skin color.
Picking a couple from various select bunches means they all don't ripen at the same time.