Old people sayings

[Red Dawn]

Slicker than horse snot on a brass door knob.

 

[Farang]

ALWAYS LOOK OUT FOR NUMBA ONE!

 

[blert]

Get off my lawn!!

 

[Cogman]

"If you waz a little boy, where would you put X"

"Lets put some slippery elmbark on that" (an anti lockup agent for bolts)

I work with an old guy on a farm, and every 5 mins. he unzips to pee (most of the time without warning...).

Man, I thought I could think of more, I guess I better pay more attention to him when he is on his rambles.

 

[Gooberlx2]

"Blotto"....it's a word I haven't heard used by anyone under 60.

 

[feralkid]

"Damn, it turned blue."

 

[thomsbrain]

"I can't work this thing!" (in reference to anything produced after 1965).

 

[jds2006]

QUIET DOWN

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
add "the" to things that dont need it like: "the youtube"

And also make it plural

"The fall out boys"

 

[jumpr]

"I've got a mind like a steel trap! The capital of Djibouti is Djibouti!"

 

[ShadoWing]

"And all that jazz"

 

[userman]

A polished turd is still a turd. (Grandpa liked turds alot)

 

[Quasmo]

"If my nose were full of nickles I'd sneeze them all achoo (at you)."

"Tripple piddle poo."

"Kill Whitey"

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark
Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

you ahd sex with your cat and told your grandma about it? wtf?

grandma is black and I was speaking jive. I was referring to the homely black boy across the street

you had sex with the homely black boy across the street and told your grandma about it? wtf?

erm....people have sex with black folk all the time, racist

:laugh:

 

[tcG]

"Oh, dear."

"Well I never!"

 

[Jesus the Porkyeti]

"Cold as a witch's tit!"
"Don't bite the hand that feeds you." I always chuckle at that one for some reason.

 

[jumpr]

Originally posted by: daveymark
Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

OMG...can't...breathe...haha.

 

[Shawn]

Cool your jets

 

[Howard]

One pound of it weighs over ten thousand pounds!

 

[wheresmybacon]

"like two dogs fighting under a blanket" (dad's reference to obese woman in loose-fitting dress)