Old people sayings

[Chryso]

He's as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

There's more [insert item here] than you can shake a stick at.

 

[pontifex]

"What year is it?"
"Who are you?"
"Where am I?"
"Who am I?"

"Tell that green horse to stop singing to my tomatoes."
"My phone is itchy, can you bathe it for me?"


yeah...gramps was a bit senile...

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: pnad
My Grandmother used to say some messed up stuff.

"Your a$$ sucks buttermilk" <-- I never understood that one.
"Up your a$$ with a BB gun"
"Up Mike's a$$" <-- No idea who Mike is/was.

Grandma was a mean alcoholic with an obvious anal obsession.

:Q

This is so messed up :laugh:

 

[daveshel]

"How do you like them apples?"

 

[Tarrant64]

Tough luck.

 

[daveymark]

Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: daveymark
Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

you ahd sex with your cat and told your grandma about it? wtf?

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark
Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

you ahd sex with your cat and told your grandma about it? wtf?

grandma is black and I was speaking jive. I was referring to the homely black boy across the street

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark
Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

you ahd sex with your cat and told your grandma about it? wtf?

grandma is black and I was speaking jive. I was referring to the homely black boy across the street

you had sex with the homely black boy across the street and told your grandma about it? wtf?

 

[slatr]

Why buy the cow when the milk is for free?

Used in reference to couples who "shack" or live together.. gasp unmarried. :Q

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: TuxDave
"peachy keen"

I like that one too

It is "swell" saying.

I also like saying stuff like she is "sweet" on you.
"I was just joshin ya."

 

[Al Neri]

these sound more like things that hicks say

 

[eits]

"SLOW THE FVCK DOWN!" -corcentral

he got all heated and pissed off because someone made a post about going 78 on a 70... :roll:

 

[ondarkness]

Back in my day, we used to tie an onion to our belts. It was the style at the time.
-Grampa simpson-

 

[marincounty]

She's had more hot dicks than hot meals.
Kiss my ass in Macy's window.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark
Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

you ahd sex with your cat and told your grandma about it? wtf?

grandma is black and I was speaking jive. I was referring to the homely black boy across the street

you had sex with the homely black boy across the street and told your grandma about it? wtf?

erm....people have sex with black folk all the time, racist

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark
Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

you ahd sex with your cat and told your grandma about it? wtf?

grandma is black and I was speaking jive. I was referring to the homely black boy across the street

you had sex with the homely black boy across the street and told your grandma about it? wtf?

erm....people have sex with black folk all the time, racist

Im soo confused

 

[cherrytwist]

"Like socks on a rooster!"

"I's like a turtle humping a football."

When referring to an older woman's breasts:

"They look like fried eggs hanging on a nail."

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark
Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

you ahd sex with your cat and told your grandma about it? wtf?

grandma is black and I was speaking jive. I was referring to the homely black boy across the street

you had sex with the homely black boy across the street and told your grandma about it? wtf?

erm....people have sex with black folk all the time, racist

Im soo confused

me too...i don't know what my comments had to do with being racist??

 

[daveymark]

Gramma saw a fat lady with a saggy but:

"That woman's behind looks like two cats quarreling in a paper bag"

 

[2Dead]

"I'm sick and tired of having my mental condition come into question."

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: daveymark
Instead of saying "God damn it", my grandmother would say "Good night"

example:

"Grandma, I just had sex with the cat"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

you ahd sex with your cat and told your grandma about it? wtf?

grandma is black and I was speaking jive. I was referring to the homely black boy across the street

you had sex with the homely black boy across the street and told your grandma about it? wtf?

erm....people have sex with black folk all the time, racist

Im soo confused

me too...i don't know what my comments had to do with being racist??

I think the confusion is 'Davey' telling 'Grandma' he just slept with another man basically. Black or not, I think doesn't matter.

 

[mcurphy]

"Criminentlies!!!"

 

[eplebnista]

"drunk as cooter brown"
"broke as a hee-hank"

 

[SlitheryDee]

"That's uglier than a dog's ass sewed up with a grape vine".