Old people sayings

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: pnad
My Grandmother used to say some messed up stuff.

"In a pig's a$$!" Like 'in a pig's eye' or point of view but different.
GM: Go clean up your room.
Kid: It IS clean!
GM: In a pig's a$$ its clean!

Some other notable favorites:
"Take a long walk on a short pier"
"Go play marbles on the highway"
"Your a$$ sucks buttermilk" <-- I never understood that one.
"Up your a$$ with a BB gun"
"Up Mike's a$$" <-- No idea who Mike is/was.

Grandma was a mean alcoholic with an obvious anal obsession.

Grandma had Tourettes...

 

[MagicConch]

That's just the bee's knees (referring to something interesting)

 

[Zedtom]

That bodacious gal over there makes my loins quiver.

 

[olds]

Young kid: "Where is my mp3 player?"
oldsmoboat: "If it was up your ass you'd know."

 

[Jeff7181]

When watching TV: "Hey that's... she's from... what's her name?"

 

[UberNeuman]

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

 

[Quasmo]

add "the" to things that dont need it like: "the youtube"

 

[SearchMaster]

"If that'd been a snake it'da bit me."

 

[FoBoT]

"Don't take any wooden nickels."


"That will put hair on your chest."

 

[buckie18]

 

[bigrash]

"fo' shizzle ma nizzle."

 

[jagec]

"Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."

 

[userman]

That would go over as well as a turd in the punch bowl.

 

[adairusmc]

My grandfather used to say "Teach a man to build a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Light the man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

 

[nutxo]

as sloppy as a soup sandwich

crazy as a runned over dog

like a monkey screwing a football

I got a ton of em.

 

[frostedflakes]

In response to someone informing you that your fly is open.

"What can't get up can't get out"

 

[Stifko]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
"Don't take any wooden nickels."


"That will put hair on your chest."

LOL wooden nickles! haven't hear that in a 'my excellent compatriot's age!

My dad use to say that'll put hair on your chest when he drank a scotch.

they used to say "Don't spend that all in one place."

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

My grandpa simple abuses the preposition "out here." As in...

Out here we got this one young boy out here. And he used to run the 100-meter dash out here. Well, just last week out here, they had them a track meet down at the school out here. I was out here out here [yes he doubles them up] cheering for this boy out here. And I'll be damned if he didnt set the school record out here.

 

[ChaoZ]

"Yeller if you need me."

 

[BATCH71]

Gramps favorite , passed on to Mom, now me

"Crazier than shithouse rat!"

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Originally posted by: Zedtom
That bodacious gal over there makes my loins quiver.

LOL

and to the op I think that is the first time I have ever seen that avatar.

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
My grandfather used to say "Teach a man to build a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Light the man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

Catch a man a fish, he'll eat for a day
Teach a man to fish, he'll never go hungry

That is if he likes fish **LOL**

 

[toolboxolio]

"When I was your age....." followed by some random stupid sh!t geasers say to feel useful.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: pnad
My Grandmother used to say some messed up stuff.

"In a pig's a$$!" Like 'in a pig's eye' or point of view but different.
GM: Go clean up your room.
Kid: It IS clean!
GM: In a pig's a$$ its clean!

Some other notable favorites:
"Take a long walk on a short pier"
"Go play marbles on the highway"
"Your a$$ sucks buttermilk" <-- I never understood that one.
"Up your a$$ with a BB gun"
"Up Mike's a$$" <-- No idea who Mike is/was.

Grandma was a mean alcoholic with an obvious anal obsession.

LMAO!!

Hahhaa, this thread is hilarious.

 

[alkemyst]

OHHH JESUS...get the ice pack I sat on my nuts again.