old people please go die

[IronWing]

I'm looking to buy either a Glock 17 or Glock 19, thoughts?

Yep.

 

[jupiter57]

i hate old people on this forum. All you get form them are sarcasm and foul language. They just need to die out.

Sarcasm?
Me?
Get outa here!

 

[Krazy4Real]

Ok. I had to go back and read some of this guy's other posts. I compiled a biography from information taken directly from his posts. So follow along with me folks if you can. I'll admit I was laughing as I read through what he has posted:

He was hired as a manucurist full time, but works part time. He is a contractor but only with a verbal contract. He got his car from his dad, but his dad didn't actually sign it over to him and he'd like to sell it anyway even though he doesn't own it. This guy is a nice guy who thinks you should let things go rather than getting upset. He's not a racist. Unless you are white. Or old. Or Muslim. Or follow his posts. In which case, you should stfu and die. Especially if you choose to post something for sale and not sell it to him. He REALLY doesn't like having his money refunded either. He also has issues if you try to make deals with him. He also has very poor credit (shock), and a bunch of very very overdue credit cards. But he always has money to dump on computer stuff!

The scariest thing of all? He claims to not only be married, but had a pregnant wife who assumedly now has given birth.

That's right. This gem of a kid has REPRODUCED. Be afraid. I know I am.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BoomerD]

Sarcasm?
Me?
Get outa here!

i bet the majority of the people posting in this thread is white or old.

Way to prove the little prick right!! You're both white and old...:biggrin:

 

[highland145]

Way to prove the little prick right!! You're both white and old...:biggrin:

Pot or kettle?


Yeah, me too.

 

[Capt Caveman]

OP's title is misleading. He only wants white old people to die.

 

[Tim]

Holy crap, how did I miss this thread.

 

[BoomerD]

Pot or kettle?


Yeah, me too.

I'm disappointed that I didn't meet his father back in '71 when I could have prevented this thread... :twisted:

 

[highland145]

I'm disappointed that I didn't meet his father back in '71 when I could have prevented this thread... :twisted:

 

[Puppies04]

Tooken.... I lol'd

 

[CraigRT]

lulz were definitely had here too!

 

[blackdogdeek]

i'd like to request a response from the OP. only that could make this thread even better.

 

[Puppies04]

Before you know it you will be old one day as well, becoming the person you now despise. But you'll also still be a shit-sucking weasel that can't spell. :hmm:

I soooo want this as a sig but I think I might get ass raped by the mods

 

[pelov]

When you do die, please don't take up prime real estate indefinitely.

Graveyards are one of my biggest peeves. How big of a dick do you have to be to die then take up a plot of earth for eternity.

Dead people take up too much space! You hear that, old people? Don't be a dead dick.

 

[highland145]

Dead people take up too much space! You hear that, old people? Don't be a dead dick.

Call out. Reported.



j/k

 

[SKORPI0]

:biggrin:

 

[olds]

OP first

 

[dank69]

Holy crap, how did I miss this thread.

Probably because you're your an old racist. That's why I missed it.

 

[Lifted]

TOTY nominees need to be stickied. I almost missed this one!

 

[Markbnj]

When you do die, please don't take up prime real estate indefinitely.

Not indefinitely. Most of them last a few generations, until the last people who care die off, then go through a long cycle of neglect which ends with the last stones falling down and sinking into the turf. Soil deposition then covers them up, and some decades later someone gets a nasty surprise when researching deeds on a plot of land they want to build on. For most burial grounds this cycle is probably around 200-300 years at most, but there are certainly exceptions that are around for much longer or shorter periods of time.

You may now resume your previously scheduled epic self-pwnage thread.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Did this racist cop also meow at you?

 

[bignateyk]

Wow, how did I miss this thread.

 

[waggy]

When you do die, please don't take up prime real estate indefinitely.

Graveyards are one of my biggest peeves. How big of a dick do you have to be to die then take up a plot of earth for eternity.

Dead people take up too much space! You hear that, old people? Don't be a dead dick.

Fuck you! i plan on taking up a great plot of land forever! mwhahahah when the planet is like Coruscant there will be a little plot of land still untouched that will be my resting place!

 

[waggy]

PS: You know it's bad when Waggy, of all people, picks up on your spelling mistake. LOL

bwhahahah that's what i was thinking too.

 

[ky54]

i hate old people on this forum. All you get form them are sarcasm and foul language. They just need to die out.

There's a form I have to fill out?