old people please go die

[lxskllr]

i bet the majority of the people posting in this thread is white or old.

And racist!

Did I ever tell you the one about the African and West Nile virus?

 

[Capt Caveman]

i bet the majority of the people posting in this thread is white or old.

Incorrect. And we're not all stupid like yourself.

 

[Born2bwire]

Given your hot-headed attitude, I have my doubts that you'll survive another decade. I'll put my money on Waggy outliving you!

Everybody makes spelling and grammerical errors from time to time. Many of us poke a little fun at these because it's often a sign that the post was not well thought out. (I take profanity as another sign.) You have at least five errors in this post, and I'm therefore not really surprised by its contents.

Let's count them all!!!

and Mr Waggy, maybe i can't type perfectly the way you want me to, BUT i will surely live a lot longer then your old ass. Maybe thats why you sit here and wait for someone to fuck up on spelling so you can sit there and talk shit, becuase you know your going to die in less than a decade?

1. Didn't capitalize "and."
2. Didn't capitalize "i".
3. Didn't capitalize "i".
4. Should use "than" as opposed to "then".
5. The first sentence (being generous here) is a runon sentence.
6. Missed the apostrophe in "thats".
7. "your" should be "you're."
8. Well honestly something is wrong with this last sentence. Perhaps he meant to use a semicolon after the phrase "talk shit"? Safer than sorry would be to just split it into two sentences.
9. Missed the period in "Mr".
10. Should be "because", not "becuase".

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Let's count them all!!!



1. Didn't capitalize "and."
2. Didn't capitalize "i".
3. Didn't capitalize "i".
4. Should use "than" as opposed to "then".
5. The first sentence (being generous here) is a runon sentence.
6. Missed the apostrophe in "thats".
7. "your" should be "you're."
8. Well honestly something is wrong with this last sentence. Perhaps he meant to use a semicolon after the phrase "talk shit"? Safer than sorry would be to just split it into two sentences.
9. Missed the period in "Mr".
10. Should be "because", not "becuase".

Cut him some slack. We already know English isn't his first language.

 

[FleshLight]

Shouldn't you be watching Paris By Night or something?

 

[GrumpyMan]

And after a good Karate Ninja workout for the op, it's now time to pick up his girl friend. Seen here nearest to us practicing her cheer leader moves, in order to go have a milk shake at the "Scooby Doo Milk Shake Factory".

 

[AnandTech Moderator]

Good evening, ATOT. I have been summoned from deep within the sacred recesses of the Bat Cave, where I was busy rolling gangnam style, and asked by all and sundry to retrieve the original OP and the original title of this thread, that all may appreciate their quirky magnificence.

And so, without further ado, here they are!

Original Title:

can a cap do this?

Original OP:

Last week i was on my way to work and i was driving 50 on a 45. a Cop follows me out of his jurisdiction and when i get to work and park he stops right behind me in his For F150 truck, now i am in his jurisdiction. He makes up a story and tells me a lot of BS. I try and tell him the actual story and he sits there and calls me a liar and tells me to shut up. Asks for my registration card so i called him a racist for not letting me tell my story....tells me if i dont shut up he will take me to jail. He then tells me to put my hands on my car and then starts to pat me down and asks if i have anything he should know about, i said "no". There is more to this story but itsnt it illegal to just pat me down with no probable cause?

Finally, yes, the plane takes off.


.

 

[RossMAN]

Good evening, ATOT. I have been summoned from deep within the sacred recesses of the Bat Cave, where I was busy rolling gangnam style, and asked by all and sundry to retrieve the original OP and the original title of this thread, that all may appreciate their quirky magnificence.

And so, without further ado, here they are!

Original Title:




Original OP:




Finally, yes, the plane takes off.


.

What the fuck?

 

[herrjimbo]

there are no racists here.

btw, you sound like a darkie crackhead.

amirite?

 

[Capt Caveman]

there are no racists here.

btw, yuo sound like a darkie crackhead.

amirite?

You can't tell by his username?

 

[FallenHero]

Good evening, ATOT. I have been summoned from deep within the sacred recesses of the Bat Cave, where I was busy rolling gangnam style, and asked by all and sundry to retrieve the original OP and the original title of this thread, that all may appreciate their quirky magnificence.

And so, without further ado, here they are!

Original Title:

can a cap do this?


Original OP:
Last week i was on my way to work and i was driving 50 on a 45. a Cop follows me out of his jurisdiction and when i get to work and park he stops right behind me in his For F150 truck, now i am in his jurisdiction. He makes up a story and tells me a lot of BS. I try and tell him the actual story and he sits there and calls me a liar and tells me to shut up. Asks for my registration card so i called him a racist for not letting me tell my story....tells me if i dont shut up he will take me to jail. He then tells me to put my hands on my car and then starts to pat me down and asks if i have anything he should know about, i said "no". There is more to this story but itsnt it illegal to just pat me down with no probable cause?



Finally, yes, the plane takes off.


.

 

[waggy]

hmm anandtech moderator post..then Rossman!? coincidence? I THINK NOT!


and thanks mod! lol

 

[RossMAN]

You can't tell by his username?

I'm going to guess he's Scandanavian?

 

[herrjimbo]

You can't tell by his username?

ya, just thought i'd throw a little sarcasm out there.

 

[RossMAN]

hmm anandtech moderator post..then Rossman!? coincidence? I THINK NOT!


and thanks mod! lol

I smell a conspiracy brewing.

 

[Born2bwire]

I smell a conspiracy brewing.

It's like stepping back in time. I can't remember the last time I saw the mod account post.

 

[RossMAN]

It's like stepping back in time. I can't remember the last time I saw the mod account post.

I used to see him, her, it post all the time during the Fusetalk-era, perhaps they'll bring it out of retirement?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

just kidding, you totally are

 

[Sluggo]

i bet the majority of the people posting in this thread is white or old. old people please go die

I is white and old.

Any chance I can get you snuggled all down between my legs and you can lick my taint until I ejaculate before I go die? It would be something special to me.

Please say yes. :awe:

 

[Gerle]

I is white and a tad old, and part Scandinavian to boot.

 

[LumbergTech]

 

[Destiny]

Well... I'm going to answer OP's question directly... YES A COP CAN DO THAT and IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL! According to your original post, you were speeding and over the speed limit - it doesn't matter if its just over 5 miles... plus we are only hearing your version of the story and based on your response and attitude towards other members I doubt your're going to receive any sympathy...

I've been pulled over by Cops and patted down many times - I get pulled over JUST for looking like a young asian in a nice car because it was not normal in my neighborhood... I received so many speeding/traffic tickets that the DMV called me several times to check to see if I was insane...

Anyhow, next time when a Cop tells you to shut up, JUST SHUT UP... only speak when he asks you a question... but you kept yapping and you called him names that he probably thought you were on PCP or some kind of drugs = why he patted you down...

 

[Howard]

Note to self: if I ever emigrate I had better learn the local language or else I will definitely suffer for it.

 

[Rudee]

Woah OP! Who pissed in your bowl of Pho today?

 

[Northern Lawn]

According to your original post, you were speeding and over the speed limit -

Does that require two tickets in America?