Old guys: Pass on wisdom to the next Generation

[quackagator]

Keep your knees togeather

 

[Rage187]

Look at the mother before marrying the daughter.



Girls eventually look just like them, I'm serious.

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: MidasKnight
Don't get fat ....

Seriously! It's taking me forever to try and work the fat out of my gut. Don't let your gut ever take over!

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
Any general, or not general advice you have for the posters who are <25.

I've tried, but the younger generation simply will not listen because they think they already know the answer. Kind of like how I was when I was that age.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
Don't take any wooden nickels.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[Orignal Earl]

Never burn your bridges

 

[GuitarDaddy]

A few other pearls of wisdom

"Don't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes"

"Exterior beauty fades quickly with time, Interior beauty lasts for ever"

"Family, happiness, and self respect > Fame, fortune and professional success"

 

[jersiq]

Never, ever ride a horse named "Lucky"

 

[sandorski]

Don't be a putz.

 

[Ornery]

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[spasticnationboy]

Stay away from Credit Cards... They will kill you're opportunities down the road.........

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: spasticnationboy
Stay away from Credit Cards... They will kill you're opportunities down the road.........

Credit Cards are good, as long as you ALWAYS pay off your balance at the end of the month. If you can't afford to pay it, don't use it!

 

[LostWanderer]

Don't forget to have fun, but don't have too much fun.

 

[Flavius]

They all look the same in the dark.

 

[MidasKnight]

Originally posted by: Flavius
They all look the same in the dark.

:Q

 

[her209]

The best chance you'll have for scoring a threesome is in college. Don't miss it!

 

[Vinny N]

Never throw dice with a man named "Bones".

 

[Kaieye]

Everyone should stay about sixty days away from their normal residence (at least 5000 miles away)during your late college days or before you settle down with family life. Go travel and see the world!

 

[whistleclient]

i would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you damn meddling kids.


--tangent1138 from the abandoned candy factory

 

[astrocase]

TRAVEL! See the world. See your country. Be openminded about it.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Do as much crazy stuff as possible before you're old enough to be tried as an adult.

 

[Kadarin]

Every girl is just a few drinks away from her first girl-girl experience...

 

[HomeAppraiser]

You will NEVER get your rental deposit back, so don't even bother cleaning when you leave.

 

[astrocase]

I always get it back, minus a carpet cleaning fee sometimes. The place has to be clean though. Most places let you fill out the state the apt is in when you move in so I always overexagerate how dirty it is.

 

[PHiuR]

Do your work early so you can party late.