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Old but awesome article from misguided boredom in the "I don't have a TV" thread....

redgtxdi

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So, after reading some article about a guy who doesn't have a TV, my polluted mind (courtesy of ATOT) was directed immediately toward another article.........

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

What immediately caught my attention were the classic quotes like.........

"I'm definitely going to have to put in some overtime when those dentists hit town," area hooker Candi Walters said. "I swear, when those guys were here last year, my feet hardly touched the floor for about four days straight."

Or one of these where we get the low down on how much pummelling goes on in a busy day.....

If previous years' figures hold true to form, Las Vegas prostitutes can expect to serve an average of 15 dentists per day during the four-day convention.

Now......where's that brochure for the local dentist' school?? 😛
 
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