Old age

[compuwiz1]

My nookie days are over

My pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring

But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave

For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches

It sure gives me the blues

To see it hang its whithered head
And watch me tie my shoes. 😉

 

[Whitecloak]

lol

 

[Conky]

Speak for yourself. 😀

 

[Whitecloak]

lol

 

[compuwiz1]

Actually, I found that poem on my dads sink counter when I was about 10 years old. I read it a couple times and have remembered it ever since. Apparently it was given to him by his father, who was about 70 at that time. 🙂

 

[Leper Messiah]

compuwiz, they make pills for that now...

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
compuwiz, they make pills for that now...

O rly? Must be those blue ones, eh?

I'm not shaving damnit, down boy! Down damnit! 😉

 

[dxkj]

I dont get it, shaving makes you horny? What on earth are you shaving???

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: dxkj
I dont get it, shaving makes you horny? What on earth are you shaving???

Hehe. It reminds me of the guy I once knew, who retired from the Navy. He said that when he was on submarine duty, the only place you could safely "rub one out" was in the head. (Bathroom stall for you landlubbers). After awhile, he said every time he smelled sh1t, he got a woodie. 😀

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: dxkj
I dont get it, shaving makes you horny? What on earth are you shaving???

Hehe. It reminds me of the guy I once knew, who retired from the Navy. He said that when he was on submarine duty, the only place you could safely "rub one out" was in the head. (Bathroom stall for you landlubbers). After awhile, he said every time he smelled sh1t, he got a woodie. 😀

I hear a lot of people have the same problem when they get out of prison. :Q

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: dxkj
I dont get it, shaving makes you horny? What on earth are you shaving???

Hehe. It reminds me of the guy I once knew, who retired from the Navy. He said that when he was on submarine duty, the only place you could safely "rub one out" was in the head. (Bathroom stall for you landlubbers). After awhile, he said every time he smelled sh1t, he got a woodie. 😀

LOL. You remind me of an old semi-senile grandfather rambling on and on... 😀

 

[JLGatsby]

Old for this forum is considered 40.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: dxkj
I dont get it, shaving makes you horny? What on earth are you shaving???

Hehe. It reminds me of the guy I once knew, who retired from the Navy. He said that when he was on submarine duty, the only place you could safely "rub one out" was in the head. (Bathroom stall for you landlubbers). After awhile, he said every time he smelled sh1t, he got a woodie. 😀

LOL. You remind me of an old semi-senile grandfather rambling on and on... 😀

How old are you, kid? 😉

I'm in my prime @ 46

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: dxkj
I dont get it, shaving makes you horny? What on earth are you shaving???

Hehe. It reminds me of the guy I once knew, who retired from the Navy. He said that when he was on submarine duty, the only place you could safely "rub one out" was in the head. (Bathroom stall for you landlubbers). After awhile, he said every time he smelled sh1t, he got a woodie. 😀

LOL. You remind me of an old semi-senile grandfather rambling on and on... 😀

How old are you, kid? 😉

I'm in my prime @ 46

18 lol. Just the odd tangents remind me of one of my grandfathers.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: dxkj
I dont get it, shaving makes you horny? What on earth are you shaving???

Hehe. It reminds me of the guy I once knew, who retired from the Navy. He said that when he was on submarine duty, the only place you could safely "rub one out" was in the head. (Bathroom stall for you landlubbers). After awhile, he said every time he smelled sh1t, he got a woodie. 😀

That's terrible and yet it made me laugh. :thumbsup:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Speak for yourself. 😀

YEAH!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Actually, I found that poem on my dads sink counter when I was about 10 years old. I read it a couple times and have remembered it ever since. Apparently it was given to him by his father, who was about 70 at that time. 🙂

Your father counts sinks?😉

 

[Safeway]

That is sick.

 

[BlueFlamme]

Originally posted by: dxkj
I dont get it, shaving makes you horny? What on earth are you shaving???

You shave in the morning
In the morning you just woke up from a night worth of dreams
You dream about whatever is on your mind
We all know what guy's minds think about 24/7

 

[Rogeee]

Speak for yourself compuwiz1, my days are numbered but not over yet 😛

 

[Dualist]

That was a bit funny.