Olbermann offers to pay veterans families $1000 for every second Hannity will let himself be waterboarded

Sacrilege

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Seeing as how it's physically impossible to be water boarded for a few hours, I think Olbermann is in no danger of running out of money.

I wonder who will do the water boarding? Maybe some disinterred Japanese war criminals, or some of Pol Pot's cronies?
 

aphex

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I think I can guess how Hannity will respond. He will likely charge that Olbermann would rather torture news anchors than terrorists, then spout off about how anti-american he is for giving more rights to terrorists than news anchors.

Hannity has been and will always be a class A idiot. I'm not a big fan of Olbermann either, but Hannity is almost in Glenn Beck territory.
 

Genx87

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Hannity should be forced to listen to Olbermann. That is a punishment worse than waterboarding.
 

DealMonkey

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Still, it would be funny if Hannity had the balls to do it for a few hours and ran Olbermann out of money.
Except Hannity is all bluster and no balls, so he'll never do it.
 

BarrySotero

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Originally posted by: Genx87
Hannity should be forced to listen to Olbermann. That is a punishment worse than waterboarding.


With Olbermann "waterflooring" is probably better phrase
 

Lanyap

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Originally posted by: Sacrilege
Churchgoes more likely to support torture, survey finds

No surprise really.... I think it's fair to say, the more churchgoing someone is, the more conservative they are.

And at some point in recent times, a lot of conservatives decided to emulate our enemies from World War II.

Great survey - 742 people for a 1 week period.

Going for the conservatives = nazis logic?

Try again...

 

mugs

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I'd put up $200 for .2 seconds, but I'd want to get a good value for my money so I think I'd use a fire hose.
 

fskimospy

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Originally posted by: Lanyap
Originally posted by: Sacrilege
Churchgoes more likely to support torture, survey finds

No surprise really.... I think it's fair to say, the more churchgoing someone is, the more conservative they are.

And at some point in recent times, a lot of conservatives decided to emulate our enemies from World War II.

Great survey - 742 people for a 1 week period.

Going for the conservatives = nazis logic?

Try again...

A 742 person sample size is just fine, gives you a confidence interval of about +/- 3.5 at the 95% confidence level. The results are way way outside of this, so it's no problem at all.
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: eskimospy
Originally posted by: Lanyap
Originally posted by: Sacrilege
Churchgoes more likely to support torture, survey finds

No surprise really.... I think it's fair to say, the more churchgoing someone is, the more conservative they are.

And at some point in recent times, a lot of conservatives decided to emulate our enemies from World War II.

Great survey - 742 people for a 1 week period.

Going for the conservatives = nazis logic?

Try again...

A 742 person sample size is just fine, gives you a confidence interval of about +/- 3.5 at the 95% confidence level. The results are way way outside of this, so it's no problem at all.

That sounds like science. Kill it with fire!
 

n yusef

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: eskimospy
Originally posted by: Lanyap
Originally posted by: Sacrilege
Churchgoes more likely to support torture, survey finds

No surprise really.... I think it's fair to say, the more churchgoing someone is, the more conservative they are.

And at some point in recent times, a lot of conservatives decided to emulate our enemies from World War II.

Great survey - 742 people for a 1 week period.

Going for the conservatives = nazis logic?

Try again...

A 742 person sample size is just fine, gives you a confidence interval of about +/- 3.5 at the 95% confidence level. The results are way way outside of this, so it's no problem at all.

That sounds like science. Kill it with fire!

The sample is large enough to measure the demographics it tested. However, the demographics surveyed may not accurately represent America.
 

outriding

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Originally posted by: Hacp
If hannity endures this for one day, MSNBC will go broke.

CIA officers who have subjected themselves to the technique have lasted an average of 14 seconds before caving in

Vegas odds say Hannity will last 10 seconds

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miketheidiot

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Originally posted by: CanOWorms
Originally posted by: Sacrilege
Churchgoes more likely to support torture, survey finds

No surprise really.... I think it's fair to say, the more churchgoing someone is, the more conservative they are.

And at some point in recent times, a lot of conservatives decided to emulate our enemies from World War II.

Our allies in WW2 were much more ruthless than our enemies.

i was going to argue this, but then i remembered stalin
 

theflyingpig

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I would allow myself to be waterboarded for $1000 a second. I guarantee I could hold out for quite some time.
 

umbrella39

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Originally posted by: BarrySotero
Originally posted by: Genx87
Hannity should be forced to listen to Olbermann. That is a punishment worse than waterboarding.


With Olbermann "waterflooring" is probably better phrase

You get an F for the new name. WWYBYWB?
 

miketheidiot

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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I would allow myself to be waterboarded for $1000 a second. I guarantee I could hold out for quite some time.

for a thousand a second, i'd give it a try
 

trenchfoot

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Well, considering there's a whole lot of other "minor experiences" that go along with being incarcerated at Guantanamo besides being waterboarded, I say let Hannity experience the deluxe package deal and have him go through being completely isolated for weeks on end, being threatened with torture on a minute by minute, hour by hour, and day by day basis, having loud music being blasted at him for days on end, then be kept in total darkness and silence for a week or two, and what the heck, throw in a little Abu Ghraib playtime recreational festivities just to give Hannity all that he'd like to mock and downplay along with the "silliness" of being waterboarded.

I'll chip in for it.
 

dawp

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Originally posted by: umbrella39
Originally posted by: BarrySotero
Originally posted by: Genx87
Hannity should be forced to listen to Olbermann. That is a punishment worse than waterboarding.


With Olbermann "waterflooring" is probably better phrase

You get an F for the new name. WWYBYWB?

Sounds like a Winnar response to me. just a guess.