Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here to join together this man and this man in virtual Matrimony which is an honorable estate. If anyone should show just cause, why they may not virtually be joined together in virtual Matrimony, speak now, or forever hold your peace.
Obviously it doesn't follow the legal definition...
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you virtual husband and virtual husband.
You may now kiss.
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