Okay, this girl is driving me insane

[Coquito]

Set up a web cam for the next time she leans over.

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you should get out of the house more.

WTF is that supposed to mean?

If you were around other hot women it would be easy for you to not flip out when this one leans over near you.

So he should get a job as a busser at a strip club?

lol, burn

 

[PimpJuice]

pubertys a biatch

eventually you'll be able to control yourself around women

maybe not

good luck

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
1. Tell friend you porked his wife
2. They get divorced
3. You are no longer his friend
4. Pork hot ex-friend's ex-wife
...
5. Profit...ALL OVER HER FACE!

Oh yeah!

10/10.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you should get out of the house more.

WTF is that supposed to mean?

If you were around other hot women it would be easy for you to not flip out when this one leans over near you.

So he should get a job as a busser at a strip club?

well thats one way to do it. But in general once you leave your house you can generally find attractive women everywhere.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: PimpJuice
pubertys a biatch

eventually you'll be able to control yourself around women

maybe not

good luck

Thanks "PimpJuice", but with a handle like that I hardly think you're the one to go around handing out puberty advice. Not to mention that I'm probably a good deal older than you.

Oh why do I do this?

I think I'm done with this thread.

It seems any thread that mentions the world 'girl' in it's subject brings in the 15-year olds in droves. Guess I should've known.

 

[DaShen]

Once a girl is taken, it isn't an issue with most of the guys I know (most not all). But yeah, if you can't seem to keep your thoughts pure, then maybe you should just try to keep things professional.

 

[AUMM]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: PimpJuice
pubertys a biatch

eventually you'll be able to control yourself around women

maybe not

good luck

Thanks "PimpJuice", but with a handle like that I hardly think you're the one to go around handing out puberty advice. Not to mention that I'm probably a good deal older than you.

Oh why do I do this?

I think I'm done with this thread.

It seems any thread that mentions the world 'girl' in it's subject brings in the 15-year olds in droves. Guess I should've known.

says the man you almost can't handle himself when a girl leans over his desk...

 

[beguile]

She's definitely teasing you and messing with your head. Girls love that.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
5. Profit...ALL OVER HER FACE!

Oh yeah!

:Q:laugh::thumbsup::beer:

 

[jhayx7]

Next time, stick your face in her boobies and act like you are blowing bubbles.

 

[Sinsear]

Next time she leans over the desk just whip it out.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: yllus
No pics, no commiseration. :|

What am I supposed to do, shove my cellphone in her face and snap away? :roll:

Who said anything about her face?

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Let me explain my somewhat weird situation.
I do graphic design. I work for myself but close to 90% of my work is for a web development company who sends me all their graphics work. So I rented an office next door to theirs and I work as part of their team, but charge as an outside company, I am not an employee of theirs. Whatever. Anyway, this girl works next door in the web company and she is flaming hot. Problem is she's married to a good friend of mine. I would NEVER touch a married woman or a friend's girl. I'm just not that type of guy.

Today she came into my office to ask about a a certain project. She leaned over my desk to point out something on my monitor and goddamn, that was almost too much to handle. I'm gonna have to distance myself from her somehow. No, no pics.

EDIT: I don't usually post on ATOT about women and related issues.
This was probably a mistake.
Feel free to ignore this thread.

no pics ---> idontcare.com

 

[jjones]

Word of advice: Don't go to the Christmas party.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
1. Tell friend you porked his wife
2. They get divorced
3. You are no longer his friend
4. Pork hot ex-friend's ex-wife
...
5. Profit...ALL OVER HER FACE!

Oh yeah!

:thumbsup: Unless you don't degrade. In which case YOU LOSE!!!1!

 

[lykaon78]

Originally posted by: j00fek
TTIWWP

QFT

 

[joecool]

oh, this is a very funny thread. thanks for all the jokes!

 

[IAteYourMother]

aren't you married?

 

[Clocker]

good grief. get over it. think of her a few times, choke the chicken, and move on, no worries. last if he is your friend and you have no self control then move. its not worth it. bad karma.

 

[maziwanka]

um. you didn't do anything except think this girl was insanely hot. what the hell is the issue here?

if you would never touch a married woman or a friend's girl, then dont.