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Okay, so who's going to see TED?

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Are you going to see TED opening day?

  • YES - Looks f*cking hilarious!

  • NO - Ted looks like the pedo bear.

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Raizinman said:
Saw it last week. I thought it was going to be just silly, heck how can you pull off a talking and walking teddy bear? Anyway, they did. But unfortunately, due to Seth McFarland, the movie is extremely nasty and dirty, and not fit for even young teenagers. Just because you use the medium of a teddy bear doesn't allow you to raise the limit on smut.
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Are you trying to be funny, or is there really a monumental stick up your ass?
 
cubby1223 said:
As for SP33Demon, go analyze your "great great movie" Prometheus some more. Now *that* was one with characters who pander to the lowest-common denominator. "I was scared shitless by a pile of dead bodies! Oh look, here is a creature that looks, acts, and sounds like an agitated cobra snake. I will stick my finger in its mouth."

Ted delivered exactly what it was supposed to deliver.
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In the least, Prometheus inspired an 800+ post thread about theories that weren't spoonfed to the lowest common d's. It had special effects that were cutting edge to boot.

Ted will inspire a 300 post thread of theories on how Seth McFarlane is tricking the public into making him rich off of a lackluster, boring, cliched movie of vaginally regurgitated one-liners. I think the smurfs from my childhood had a better plot than this POS.
 
SP33Demon said:
In the least, Prometheus inspired an 800+ post thread about theories that weren't spoonfed to the lowest common d's. It had special effects that were cutting edge to boot.

Ted will inspire a 300 post thread of theories on how Seth McFarlane is tricking the public into making him rich off of a lackluster, boring, cliched movie of vaginally regurgitated one-liners. I think the smurfs from my childhood had a better plot than this POS.
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People who spin off 'theories' from science-fiction are just people with nothing better to do.

Out of those 800+ will come those 300 that didn't see the movie at all (or just torrented a cam vid) and then bash it.

You must have an angry life to not think TED was funny and were expecting an award-winning plot.
 
alkemyst said:
People who spin off 'theories' from science-fiction are just people with nothing better to do.

Out of those 800+ will come those 300 that didn't see the movie at all (or just torrented a cam vid) and then bash it.

You must have an angry life to not think TED was funny and were expecting an award-winning plot.
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The old, out of shape version of Flash Gordon has blessed us with his presence! Are you here to save us like you did in Ted? /sarcasm
 
SP33Demon said:
Ted will inspire a 300 post thread of theories on how Seth McFarlane is tricking the public into making him rich off of a lackluster, boring, cliched movie of vaginally regurgitated one-liners. I think the smurfs from my childhood had a better plot than this POS.
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Come on, you're making him sound as bad as Adam Sandler.
 
SP33Demon said:
In the least, Prometheus inspired an 800+ post thread about theories that weren't spoonfed to the lowest common d's. It had special effects that were cutting edge to boot.

Ted will inspire a 300 post thread of theories on how Seth McFarlane is tricking the public into making him rich off of a lackluster, boring, cliched movie of vaginally regurgitated one-liners. I think the smurfs from my childhood had a better plot than this POS.
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And he already has your money!

BWAHAHAHAHA!
 
gorcorps said:
And he already has your money!

BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Nope, I didn't pay for it. Thank God, I just went b/c of a woman - she heard it was decent. Even she fucking hated it; so we drank heavily and had wild sex to erase the movie out of the memory banks (as is custom with every bad movie we have to endure).
 
SP33Demon said:
Nope, I didn't pay for it. Thank God, I just went b/c of a woman - she heard it was decent. Even she fucking hated it; so we drank heavily and had wild sex to erase the movie out of the memory banks (as is custom with every bad movie we have to endure).
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So you actively seek out bad movies?
 
Just got back from seeing it and can honestly say I never laughed so LITTLE at a comedy in my entire life. 😡

I am Jack's disappoint!
 
alkemyst said:
Don't worry Canada doesn't need SuperHeroes....the USA will protect ya.
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We don't need superheroes because we don't run around the world pissing in people's backyards, but that's a topic for another time. Shouldn't you be busy banging a cheap prostitute or your subservient wife, or working on that M3 of yours?
 
RbSX said:
We don't need superheroes because we don't run around the world pissing in people's backyards, but that's a topic for another time. Shouldn't you be busy banging a cheap prostitute or your subservient wife, or working on that M3 of yours?
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You real angry bro, not going to let you turn this topic into my favorite subject though.

I think you are really confused about my life though.

/me puts on cape and flies away LMAO.
 
/bump, where are all the people who have seen this movie (and maybe even liked it) to make it #1 in the box office?

/crickets
 
SP33Demon said:
/bump, where are all the people who have seen this movie (and maybe even liked it) to make it #1 in the box office?

/crickets
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They don't hang around ATOT. Only the richest, best looking, most talented, most important people come here. It's like a South Hampton country club on the Internet.
 
SP33Demon said:
/bump, where are all the people who have seen this movie (and maybe even liked it) to make it #1 in the box office?

/crickets
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I'm here. I saw it, I liked it, i moved on. Seriously, why all the hate for this movie? Its a freaking vulgar talking teddy bear. It had its funny moments and that is all. Its not a award winning masterpiece but it was good. Its a comedy. Plain and simple. It didnt try to be anything but. While I can understand that most movies today are pieces of crap at least Ted advertised honestly. Its a vulgar comedy involving a talking teddy bear. Its not like that POS "there's something about mary". That was a highly overratted comedy that I did not laugh at once during a view. That movie made a bazillion dollars.
 
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