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Okay so I was originally banned because I kept making threads about my title..

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Charlotte was cute, Junior Spider is a sign that they're running out of good ideas 🙁

We should help!

How about:

Brown Recluse Member
Mandible Face
Eight-legged freak
 
Okay so I was originally banned because I kept making threads about my title..

So then one of the first thing you do when allowed to return is to make a thread about your title.

Brilliant.
 
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Charlotte was cute, Junior Spider is a sign that they're running out of good ideas 🙁

We should help!

How about:

Brown Recluse Member
Mandible Face
Eight-legged freak
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I like Eight-Legged Freak!!!

or possibly

Arachniphobic Member
 
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
*91TTZ feels his avatar being overtaken by an outside force*

Blackinches.

*91TTZ recovers*

Whoa, what was that?
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I really wish that I could say that I didn't find that funny.

ZV
 
Old fat spider spinning in a tree!
Old fat spider can't see me!
Attercop! Attercop!
Won't you stop,
Stop your spinning and look at me!
Old Tomnoddy, all big body,
Old Tomnoddy can't spy me!
Attercop! Attercop!
Down you drop!
You'll never catch me up your tree!

Lazy Lob and crazy Cob
are weaving webs to wind me.
I am far more sweet than other meat,
but still they cannot find me!
Here am I, naughty little fly;
you are fat and lazy.
You cannot trap me, though you try,
in your cobwebs crazy.

 
No more promises
I have made them before and broken them
Give me the go ahead
And I'll undress myself for you if you're at all interested

Now I'm growing legs
I am the spider
I am the spider
I'm growing legs
I am the spider
I am the spider
Crawl inside her
I am the
Hey!

Oh, I know your pain (Oh, I feel you baby)
You like I are plagued by the flies inside your brain
I'm creeping up your veins
Are you smart enough and small enough to play this game?

I'm growing legs
I am the spider
I am the spider
I'm growing legs
I am the spider
I am the spider
Crawl inside her
I am the
Oh!

I better watch my back around you
You've got the moves, the shoes, the 'do, you've got me
O ho no no no
I want you to know I want to
You've got those tired eyes all the time
You've got those tired eyes all the time
You've got those tired eyes all the time
Yeah, you need someone to bring you to bed

Woah
I'm growing legs (I want you, you know I want to)
I am the spider
I am the spider
I'm growing legs (I want you, you know I want to)
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
Yeah!

F*ck sh*t up!

I am too afraid to dig you
I can't find a word to speak
If I could I'd talk so good that you would be with me
I am cold, too cool to call you
I'm too stoned to leave my bed
I'll write this song to win your kiss but stay asleep instead
 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
how about you just tell the end of the fücking story so well all shut up about it
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Heh, I agree. But, let's state the obvious, shall we? 😀 (b/c I'm in that kinda mood)


1. It never happened. He made the whole thing up, completely, never imagining that ANYTHING remotely close to this would happen

2. A similar story did occur, went poorly and he's too embarassed to tell the truth about it


I'm leaning towards #1, myself. :roll:
 
Spiders are creatures
That have many features
I like the type that don?t bite
They?re cool but they can give you a fright

I like what they can do
They?re great as pets for you
They eat harmful insects
They are easy to suspect

They live all over the world
Their legs can be curled
I see spiders everywhere
I?ve seen nearly 20 spiders there

I wonder why they came
They may not be tame
They aren?t very long
They are very strong!
 
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