Okay, I'm offically dating a lawyer

ThePresence

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Yes, she's female. :)
No pics.
Drives a 911 :D (red) :(

We were introduced by a mutal friend a few weeks ago. Nothing too serious yet, but the potential exists. :)
 

PingSpike

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Ok, you got your foot in the door, so here's the plan:

1) Do whatever she wants, marry her.
2) Divorce her and get half her money.
3) Start dating a hot 20 year old.
4) Happiness commences!

Its the American dream baby!
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Ok, you got your foot in the door, so here's the plan:

1) Do whatever she wants, marry her.
2) Divorce her and get half her money.
3) Start dating a hot 20 year old.
4) Happiness commences!

Its the American dream baby!
#2 might be a problem...She's a damn lawyer! :D
 

KK

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Lawyer joke time.

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"





 

maddogchen

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Ok, you got your foot in the door, so here's the plan:

1) Do whatever she wants, marry her.
2) Divorce her and get half her money.
3) Start dating a hot 20 year old.
4) Happiness commences!

Its the American dream baby!
#2 might be a problem...She's a damn lawyer! :D

Figure out if she's a good lawyer or not. If not, hire a better lawyer :D
only flaw would be if she knows she's not that good and hires an even better lawyer than yours...
 

StageLeft

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Originally posted by: KK
Lawyer joke time.

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"
lol

 

isasir

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Heh, I'm dating a lawyer as well. As of right now, since she just started out, I make more than her. 'course in a year or two, she's gonna crap all over my salary.

She drives an Altima right now...
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: rishis
Heh, I'm dating a lawyer as well. As of right now, since she just started out, I make more than her. 'course in a year or two, she's gonna crap all over my salary.

She drives an Altima right now...
She makes alot more than I do. :(
 

maddogchen

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: rishis
Heh, I'm dating a lawyer as well. As of right now, since she just started out, I make more than her. 'course in a year or two, she's gonna crap all over my salary.

She drives an Altima right now...
She makes alot more than I do. :(

Marry her, quit work and become the housewife :D
Its a kickass job!
 

Ime

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Before I got married, I never dated any of the following:

Doctors
Lawyers
Cops

So I ended up marrying a nurse. :)
 

djNickb

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Ok, you got your foot in the door, so here's the plan:

1) Do whatever she wants, marry her.
2) Divorce her and get half her money.
3) Start dating a hot 20 year old.
4) Happiness commences!

Its the American dream baby!


You forgot #5: Win a frivolous lawsuit for a large sum of $$
 

z0mb13

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Originally posted by: djNickb
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Ok, you got your foot in the door, so here's the plan:

1) Do whatever she wants, marry her.
2) Divorce her and get half her money.
3) Start dating a hot 20 year old.
4) Happiness commences!

Its the American dream baby!


You forgot #5: Win a frivolous lawsuit for a large sum of $$

u wont get to number 2 coz she will have a prenup before number 1 :D
 

KK

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One more joke for the day.

Q. What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.




KK
 

Quixfire

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Woot, you get a girlfriend and your brakes fixed all in the same day. I would buy a lotto ticket, it's your lucky day. :D
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: Quixfire
Woot, you get a girlfriend and your brakes fixed all in the same day. I would buy a lotto ticket, it's your lucky day. :D
HAHA. I didn't 'get' a girlfriend today. I just posted about her today. Anyway, since I have a GF and got my brakes fixed today I don't have any money left for a lotto ticket. :(
 

PanzerIV

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Originally posted by: KK
Lawyer joke time.

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"


:D

 

Buttzilla

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: Quixfire
Woot, you get a girlfriend and your brakes fixed all in the same day. I would buy a lotto ticket, it's your lucky day. :D
HAHA. I didn't 'get' a girlfriend today. I just posted about her today. Anyway, since I have a GF and got my brakes fixed today I don't have any money left for a lotto ticket. :(

your gf can pay for it...
 

bozack

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out of curiosity what do you do for a living and how big of a salary gap is there between you and her? 911 sounds nice, be sure to take that for a boot at least :)