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OK wtf...it's almost 1 AM and my neighbor knocks on my door..

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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
I open my door and she's standing there, she asks if I have any beer....I say I don't..she then asks me to take her to a local bar for a beer. She also grabs the front of my basketball shorts and comments on them. She tells me her husband just went to bed and if I drive her to the bar she'll buy me a beer. Apparently she has no car cause she got a DUI or something...
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omg.. how tranparaent april fools can u get?

2/10
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i'm dead ass serious.



I don't find her attractive at all, plus I'm kinda surprised that everyone here is saying I should commit adultry, AND help someone jump off the wagon.
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Why not? What is wrong with adultery and enabling an alcoholic?
 
UPDATE: She came back, begging me to take her to the bar, said she'd give me 20 bucks to take her and KISS ME afterwards. She was like "i'm not going to sleep with you though...is your dick hard?" (it wasn't) UGH. I honestly feel ****** violated at this point.
 
She was actually a little aggressive this time, she stepped into my apartment from the hall and grabbed my hands...if she comes back again I may call the police
 
again, this is NOT a joke, I'm not that clever.

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Ummm... Stop answering the door?
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well the first time I had no clue who it was. The second time I didn't think there was any way the same lady would try twice
 
she actually might be asking you to drive you to a crack house to buy crack. my friend's neighbor did something similar to him. she told him she needed to get medicine for the baby but her car broke down so she couldn't drive herself. to cut the long ass story short he ended up driving her to a crack dealer's house so she could by crack. needless to say he was pissed.
 
"uber-shentasticism" - the fact I understand what that means is disturbing, the fact that I almost snorted water out of my nose is even more disturbing as it would have hit my Vizio lcd 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
I open my door and she's standing there, she asks if I have any beer....I say I don't..she then asks me to take her to a local bar for a beer. She also grabs the front of my basketball shorts and comments on them. She tells me her husband just went to bed and if I drive her to the bar she'll buy me a beer. Apparently she has no car cause she got a DUI or something...

Even though I turned her down I still feel dirty for some reason


UPDATE: She came back, begging me to take her to the bar, said she'd give me 20 bucks to take her and KISS ME afterwards. She was like "i'm not going to sleep with you though...is your dick hard?" (it wasn't) UGH. I honestly feel ****** violated at this point.
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she sounds like a desperate busted slut. why would you even open the door a second time?
 
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