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ok why dont i pee what i take in?

chiwawa626

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I drank hella water today and i pee like 1/20th of it...? happens for the last 2 days wtf is wrong? ( i had the flu yesterday if that matters) Like 4 hours ago i chugged like a liter of water then 2 hours ago i drank like 6 cups of water...and still i pee'd now and i get like less then a cup out...that is just retarted..
 

Zim Hosein

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Maybe due to the flu you were a bit dehydrated, or, you're just retarted :)
 

Ciber

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lol ive seen weird threads here....but asking for peeing advice/help/answers or whatever the hell this is......well umm.......:Q
 

KK

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Could be AIDS. May be why you had the flu, low immunity tolerence. Good luck. :)

KK
 

PliotronX

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There's a demon in your gut, constricting the pathways to and from your bladder. Contact an exorcist immediately.
 

bacillus

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<< btw, sometimes it feels like i really gotta go then i go and its like nothing..? >>


maybe you've just got a small bladder or at worse, you may be suffering with vesicoureteric reflux or a cystocoele!!
 

yellowvespa

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I wouldn't worry as of yet. To rehydrate the body after sickness can take several days. Just continue on drinking at least 1/2 gallon of water a day till you return to a normal condition.
 

Wallydraigle

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I've seen this before and it's not pretty. It's like that movie. You know, with that little kid and the android, and Sigourney Weaver. These things lay eggs and the baby things crawl up your ass and live in your guts stealing all your water. When they suck up enough of your water the bust out your stomach and you die. There's nothing they can do for you. Later.
 

chiwawa626

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hmm looks like the symptoms of a bladder infection...i read even cauzes a mild feaver in some cases (eh waht i had) grr....i should goto the docotr....man how do i tell my mom.....eh ill tell my dad..but...
 

Killbat

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"There's a demon in your gut, constricting the pathways to and from your bladder."

Drain his humors! Drill a hole in his gut! Cut a goat!
 

kami

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Sounds like dehydration. Your body may be used to a lack of water so it is now storing reserves because it feels it won't have enough later on. So you're body is retaining water...don't be surprised if you feel a little bloated or your face looks a little bit more puffy in the mirror. The cure for this is to drink a lot of water and ALWAYS drink a lot of water.
 

Kadarin

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You must profess your faith in the Baby Jesus, and Command Him to flush the evil from your body. Cleanse the spirit and proclaim your love and joy unto the Lord! For the body is thy temple, and only by accepting the Lord God in your life can you be truly whole. Accept the Truth, my child.

-j

(on the other hand, just wait a while, and your body will probably tell you when it's time to pee...)