Ok, which one of you did it...

[whalen]

Didn't see this posted on here. (Yes I searched).
http://www.wftv.com/news/3482551/detail.html

Stealing a kiss is not a crime, a jury has decided. A computer repairman who kissed a customer during a house call was acquitted of battery Wednesday.

Steven Allen Moyer, 40, said he figured the woman was lonely and might want companionship.

"She said she didn't have a steady boyfriend," Moyer testified. "I asked her if she wanted a boyfriend for 15 minutes."

Victoria Franich said Moyer cornered her, grabbed her and kissed her twice -- after billing her $20 for the service call. She said Moyer also asked her if she wanted to show him the bedroom.

"I said no and he left," she said. Franich then called police.

The five-man, one-woman jury took 90 minutes to acquit Moyer.

 

[bmacd]

it was me

-=bmacd=-

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Dude... that guy should have been fired from his job and put in jail for assault.

 

[dugweb]

😛

 

[MechJinx]

*laugh* too funny. 🙂

/me points at bmacd. "yeah, it was him!" 😀

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: bmacd
it was me

-=bmacd=-

40
lonely
horny ?

 

[TitanDiddly]

😕

 

[Atomicus]

I'm guessing he didn't use force and she didn't resist. What a dumb way to get-rich-quick... *sigh

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Dude... that guy should have been fired from his job and put in jail for assault.

Seriously...He forced her to kiss him...What's the deal? This is just promoting it to go further - then they'll convict him of rape.

 

[whalen]

I like the part how he says "I asked her if she wanted a boyfriend for 15 minutes"....atleast he doesn't have overly high expectations of himself. :beer:

 

[OrByte]

huh? I don't get it


didn't he basically assault her?

how did he get an acquittal?

 

[jyates]

Well.....you never know until you ask I guess 🙂

 

[Fingolfin269]

Learn the difference between battery and assault. No, he did not assault her. And I guess the jury felt that no battery took place either.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Learn the difference between battery and assault. No, he did not assault her. And I guess the jury felt that no battery took place either.

Had she embraced the assault she might not need the batteries anymore. 😉

 

[Fritzo]

It couldn't have been me, because NO WOMAN can resist my plumber butt crack 😀

 

[JulesMaximus]

Since when is kissing someone assault? Good god. He misinterpreted her intensions. Big frickin' deal.

 

[cronos]

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Learn the difference between battery and assault. No, he did not assault her. And I guess the jury felt that no battery took place either.

Had she embraced the assault she might not need the batteries anymore. 😉

:light: clever!

 

[MaxDepth]

Heh. I would have charged $80 for one of my kisses.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: whalen
I like the part how he says "I asked her if she wanted a boyfriend for 15 minutes"....atleast he doesn't have overly high expectations of himself. :beer:

the man has work to do! has to be a quickie.