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OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: illusion88
So this is the exciting conclusion?
Two older women making wittiny comments to eachother eluding to their hidden lesbianism?

Weak

no weaker than the oddles and oddles of "how do you choke your chicken ? " threads we see here so frequently :)

Does that mean that some of these guys are gay??? Just curious.....

No, just that for many here self-love is the preferred outlet :)

let's get back to toe sucking talk :p


Agreed! I like sucking the fingers too! That is soooo sensual...

What body parts do you think are the most sensitive and erotic? Me... I'm thinking, nape of the neck, small of the back...

yes she does like that neck!
and her back too!

But i like her fingers and her toes they get her going good =P

Ooooh, remember that poem I did?

My Passion
by Valkyrie

Kiss me, Kiss me, soft and firm
Caress my hips and hold them

Guide my hips feel them near
Move my body everywhere

Feel my breasts against your chest
The warmth of my body the gleam of sweat

Glide your hands over my buttocks bare
Feel how soft they are down there
Cup them hold them squeeze them firm
Kiss my back from neck on down
Embrace me with both arms

Wrap your arms around my waist
Pull me closer gazing upon my face
I feel your hardness and it causes me to ache
My groin is aching for you and my pelvis pulses

Kiss me, Kiss me on my neck soft and sweet and taste my sweat
Nibble on small breasts and feel my nipples hard yet sweet
I want you now and can?t hold back
Yet you continue to please and tease

Your fingers gliding in and out
Finding my pearl within the oyster

Wet and warm you roll your fingers gentle over it
Exciting me with pleasure

More and more I want you now
I wrap my legs around your back and pull you to me
Forcefully thrusting you deep inside

Kiss me, Kiss me, let your tounge swell inside my mouth
Let your body rock me inside out
Your love is wonderous, and I can?t get enough
You are my passion without a doubt

I love that poem =)

I emailed that to my wife a few min ago. she replied and said it turned her on and i was getting sum when i get home :D

 

BoberFett

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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This thread started slow, got more interesting as it became a morality debate, but it's gone straight to cheesy with the toe sucking and poetry.
 

CVSiN

Diamond Member
Jul 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: illusion88
So this is the exciting conclusion?
Two older women making wittiny comments to eachother eluding to their hidden lesbianism?

Weak

no weaker than the oddles and oddles of "how do you choke your chicken ? " threads we see here so frequently :)

Does that mean that some of these guys are gay??? Just curious.....

No, just that for many here self-love is the preferred outlet :)

let's get back to toe sucking talk :p


Agreed! I like sucking the fingers too! That is soooo sensual...

What body parts do you think are the most sensitive and erotic? Me... I'm thinking, nape of the neck, small of the back...

yes she does like that neck!
and her back too!

But i like her fingers and her toes they get her going good =P

Ooooh, remember that poem I did?

My Passion
by Valkyrie

Kiss me, Kiss me, soft and firm
Caress my hips and hold them

Guide my hips feel them near
Move my body everywhere

Feel my breasts against your chest
The warmth of my body the gleam of sweat

Glide your hands over my buttocks bare
Feel how soft they are down there
Cup them hold them squeeze them firm
Kiss my back from neck on down
Embrace me with both arms

Wrap your arms around my waist
Pull me closer gazing upon my face
I feel your hardness and it causes me to ache
My groin is aching for you and my pelvis pulses

Kiss me, Kiss me on my neck soft and sweet and taste my sweat
Nibble on small breasts and feel my nipples hard yet sweet
I want you now and can?t hold back
Yet you continue to please and tease

Your fingers gliding in and out
Finding my pearl within the oyster

Wet and warm you roll your fingers gentle over it
Exciting me with pleasure

More and more I want you now
I wrap my legs around your back and pull you to me
Forcefully thrusting you deep inside

Kiss me, Kiss me, let your tounge swell inside my mouth
Let your body rock me inside out
Your love is wonderous, and I can?t get enough
You are my passion without a doubt

I love that poem =)

I emailed that to my wife a few min ago. she replied and said it turned her on and i was getting sum when i get home :D

HAHAHAH good for you bro!!
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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3
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Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: illusion88
So this is the exciting conclusion?
Two older women making wittiny comments to eachother eluding to their hidden lesbianism?

Weak

no weaker than the oddles and oddles of "how do you choke your chicken ? " threads we see here so frequently :)

Does that mean that some of these guys are gay??? Just curious.....

No, just that for many here self-love is the preferred outlet :)

let's get back to toe sucking talk :p


Agreed! I like sucking the fingers too! That is soooo sensual...

What body parts do you think are the most sensitive and erotic? Me... I'm thinking, nape of the neck, small of the back...

yes she does like that neck!
and her back too!

But i like her fingers and her toes they get her going good =P

Ooooh, remember that poem I did?

My Passion
by Valkyrie

Kiss me, Kiss me, soft and firm
Caress my hips and hold them

Guide my hips feel them near
Move my body everywhere

Feel my breasts against your chest
The warmth of my body the gleam of sweat

Glide your hands over my buttocks bare
Feel how soft they are down there
Cup them hold them squeeze them firm
Kiss my back from neck on down
Embrace me with both arms

Wrap your arms around my waist
Pull me closer gazing upon my face
I feel your hardness and it causes me to ache
My groin is aching for you and my pelvis pulses

Kiss me, Kiss me on my neck soft and sweet and taste my sweat
Nibble on small breasts and feel my nipples hard yet sweet
I want you now and can?t hold back
Yet you continue to please and tease

Your fingers gliding in and out
Finding my pearl within the oyster

Wet and warm you roll your fingers gentle over it
Exciting me with pleasure

More and more I want you now
I wrap my legs around your back and pull you to me
Forcefully thrusting you deep inside

Kiss me, Kiss me, let your tounge swell inside my mouth
Let your body rock me inside out
Your love is wonderous, and I can?t get enough
You are my passion without a doubt

I love that poem =)

I emailed that to my wife a few min ago. she replied and said it turned her on and i was getting sum when i get home :D

*cha-ching!* :beer::D
 

ValkyrieofHouston

Golden Member
Sep 26, 2005
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: illusion88
So this is the exciting conclusion?
Two older women making wittiny comments to eachother eluding to their hidden lesbianism?

Weak

Oh that is priceless....

You go baby, go go go! Glad I did something good for somebody out there! GRIN

no weaker than the oddles and oddles of "how do you choke your chicken ? " threads we see here so frequently :)

Does that mean that some of these guys are gay??? Just curious.....

No, just that for many here self-love is the preferred outlet :)

let's get back to toe sucking talk :p


Agreed! I like sucking the fingers too! That is soooo sensual...

What body parts do you think are the most sensitive and erotic? Me... I'm thinking, nape of the neck, small of the back...

yes she does like that neck!
and her back too!

But i like her fingers and her toes they get her going good =P

Ooooh, remember that poem I did?

My Passion
by Valkyrie

Kiss me, Kiss me, soft and firm
Caress my hips and hold them

Guide my hips feel them near
Move my body everywhere

Feel my breasts against your chest
The warmth of my body the gleam of sweat

Glide your hands over my buttocks bare
Feel how soft they are down there
Cup them hold them squeeze them firm
Kiss my back from neck on down
Embrace me with both arms

Wrap your arms around my waist
Pull me closer gazing upon my face
I feel your hardness and it causes me to ache
My groin is aching for you and my pelvis pulses

Kiss me, Kiss me on my neck soft and sweet and taste my sweat
Nibble on small breasts and feel my nipples hard yet sweet
I want you now and can?t hold back
Yet you continue to please and tease

Your fingers gliding in and out
Finding my pearl within the oyster

Wet and warm you roll your fingers gentle over it
Exciting me with pleasure

More and more I want you now
I wrap my legs around your back and pull you to me
Forcefully thrusting you deep inside

Kiss me, Kiss me, let your tounge swell inside my mouth
Let your body rock me inside out
Your love is wonderous, and I can?t get enough
You are my passion without a doubt

I love that poem =)

I emailed that to my wife a few min ago. she replied and said it turned her on and i was getting sum when i get home :D

*cha-ching!* :beer::D

 

ValkyrieofHouston

Golden Member
Sep 26, 2005
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Originally posted by: CVSiN
wow thats a big ass quote!

I don't know what the hell I did on that one, I think I was trying to say Go baby Go, and glad I did something good for somebody out there.

Oh well My Bad!
 

djheater

Lifer
Mar 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: hjo3
I don't recall ever wanting to know what you look like. Heck, I didn't even know you were here. But congrats on the attention-whoring anyway. :beer:

:thumbsup:

And the same applies to Nik, mouthing off in an inflammatory and derogatory way... again...

Are you going to actually contribute to the discussion or are you going to continue to troll, djtroller?


This is a discussion like masturbation is sex.

Neener-Neener-Neener :p
 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
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www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: BoberFett
This thread started slow, got more interesting as it became a morality debate, but it's gone straight to cheesy with the toe sucking and poetry.

Speak for yourself dude,there's no toe cheese here :)
 

sonz70

Banned
Apr 19, 2005
3,693
1
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Just like to say that Val has def helped me out :) thanks again Val and goodluck to ya. and Welcome to ATOT....98% of the people here can be closeminded at times, you will get use to it eventually if you keep posting here. :)
 

Vampirrella

Golden Member
Apr 5, 2001
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intresting.. but umm... would she consider babysitting my kids while i go out with her daughter for free? She have a daughter? hmmmm /ponder
 

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: Lifted
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Lifted
Isn't this spam? I mean, she's been here for not even a week, and starts advertising her services to a bunch of computer geeks. She can't get be any more obvious with her intentions for being here.

In her defense, I never saw her post any of her wares. Folks pressed her for pics and she caved with four that aren't even hosted from her domain, which was found by other members doing a little google-recon or something.

I agree that she hasn't come right out with it (it took a whole 5 days), but using her domain name as her username isn't exactly something somebody does when they want to hide the fact that they are an escort.

I use my domain name as my username. I also sell stuff.
I don't try to hide the fact that I have things for sale, why should she?
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Equally important is the fact that it will introduce her to Nik and the thousands of posters that disagree with him. (Don't start flaming me Nik, you know you cause a bit of controversy EVERY time you post.)

Thousands? :laugh:! There's probably not more than a few dozen people that I regularly argue with.
You have over 47,000 posts... I'm playing the odds. ;)

:laugh:

:thumbsup::):beer:

Originally posted by: djheater
This is a discussion like masturbation is sex.

Neener-Neener-Neener :p

so this is a self-discussion?! :Q :confused: :D

Originally posted by: sonz70
Just like to say that Val has def helped me out :) thanks again Val and goodluck to ya. and Welcome to ATOT....98% of the people here can be closeminded at times, you will get use to it eventually if you keep posting here. :)

Val give you tips on picking up customers?
 

hjo3

Diamond Member
May 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: illusion88
So this is the exciting conclusion?
Two older women making wittiny comments to eachother eluding to their hidden lesbianism?

Weak
Wittiny? You spelled witty wrong, but you spelled lesbianism right? There's a joke here somewhere...

Anyway, quiet now and let them talk.

hey im into it!
i wanna hear more =-P

val may get it good when i get home with all this girl/girl talk going on =P
Ock... ock... ock...

(That's the sound of me trying to choke back vomit.)

I reeeeeally wish I hadn't read about this old-people sex stuff. God.
 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
32,229
2,539
126
www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: hjo3
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: illusion88
So this is the exciting conclusion?
Two older women making wittiny comments to eachother eluding to their hidden lesbianism?

Weak
Wittiny? You spelled witty wrong, but you spelled lesbianism right? There's a joke here somewhere...

Anyway, quiet now and let them talk.

hey im into it!
i wanna hear more =-P

val may get it good when i get home with all this girl/girl talk going on =P
Ock... ock... ock...

(That's the sound of me trying to choke back vomit.)

I reeeeeally wish I hadn't read about this old-people sex stuff. God.

If you're smart and lucky you too will be older someday and it happens a lot quicker than you'd like to think possible. Instead of vomiting why not just be glad at the news that fun , desire and passion doesn't stop just because you've grown a few years older .
 

Ilmater

Diamond Member
Jun 13, 2002
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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: hjo3
Ock... ock... ock...

(That's the sound of me trying to choke back vomit.)

I reeeeeally wish I hadn't read about this old-people sex stuff. God.
If you're smart and lucky you too will be older someday and it happens a lot quicker than you'd like to think possible. Instead of vomiting why not just be glad at the news that fun , desire and passion doesn't stop just because you've grown a few years older .
I fail to see where anyone in this thread qualifies as "old people". I don't know how old Geekbabe is, but I'm 27 and I think Val is in her 30s (could barely see the pics because I'm at work and had to do the quick look at the small pic and then close it). That's hardly "old."
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
52,763
1
0
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: hjo3
Ock... ock... ock...

(That's the sound of me trying to choke back vomit.)

I reeeeeally wish I hadn't read about this old-people sex stuff. God.
If you're smart and lucky you too will be older someday and it happens a lot quicker than you'd like to think possible. Instead of vomiting why not just be glad at the news that fun , desire and passion doesn't stop just because you've grown a few years older .
I fail to see where anyone in this thread qualifies as "old people". I don't know how old Geekbabe is, but I'm 27 and I think Val is in her 30s (could barely see the pics because I'm at work and had to do the quick look at the small pic and then close it). That's hardly "old."

Geekbabe said how old she is in this thread. Val looks way older than Geekbabe does, which would NOT be in her 30's.
 

BoberFett

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
37,562
9
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Actually I would guess she's in her mid 40s. Not that mid 40s is old, when I was in my mid 20s I dated a couple women who were in their 40s. But they ain't spring chickens. ;)
 

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
11,437
1
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My wife will turn 40 this year.
I've known her since we were kids in high school.
She was 100% sexier when I married her (about 10 years out of high school), and she's twice that now (10 years later).

As a guy gets older, his attraction changes.
At this point in my life, I have no use for Jessica Alba at all. I'd have to stuff my socks in her mouth the moment I picked her up for a date.
Young women are just that, young women.
They annoyed the hell out of me when I was young, and they still do.
They look damn good, but essentially, that's all they have going for them.

Older women have learned to be independant, self-assured, know their way around a man, and understand the value of sharing over controlling.
They can also do more tricks on a dick than a monkey on a tire swing. :D
 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
32,229
2,539
126
www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: hjo3
Ock... ock... ock...

(That's the sound of me trying to choke back vomit.)

I reeeeeally wish I hadn't read about this old-people sex stuff. God.
If you're smart and lucky you too will be older someday and it happens a lot quicker than you'd like to think possible. Instead of vomiting why not just be glad at the news that fun , desire and passion doesn't stop just because you've grown a few years older .
I fail to see where anyone in this thread qualifies as "old people". I don't know how old Geekbabe is, but I'm 27 and I think Val is in her 30s (could barely see the pics because I'm at work and had to do the quick look at the small pic and then close it). That's hardly "old."


I'm 48 and my husband's not complaining :)
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
52,763
1
0
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: hjo3
Ock... ock... ock...

(That's the sound of me trying to choke back vomit.)

I reeeeeally wish I hadn't read about this old-people sex stuff. God.
If you're smart and lucky you too will be older someday and it happens a lot quicker than you'd like to think possible. Instead of vomiting why not just be glad at the news that fun , desire and passion doesn't stop just because you've grown a few years older .
I fail to see where anyone in this thread qualifies as "old people". I don't know how old Geekbabe is, but I'm 27 and I think Val is in her 30s (could barely see the pics because I'm at work and had to do the quick look at the small pic and then close it). That's hardly "old."


I'm 48

You look younger than 48.