Ok, this doesnt make sense to me

[dmcowen674]

How come they didn't tase it 19 times?

 

[KaOTiK]

PR guy for the city would probably make a statement like:

The City of Minnesota fully supports wildlife and because of this this tragedy is unbearable for many of us. When the bear entered the city during the festival, we bearly had enough time to react to the situation. So please bear in mind that we had the public's safety in mind. We stand by our decision and will bear all the burdens that come with this decision.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674
How come they didn't tase it 19 times?

That would just make it angry. You don't like bears when they're angry.

 

[Alyx]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: Leros
They were able to shoot their bear with a bullet, but not with a tranquillizer?

IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!

Maybe it'll bite us! Oh wait....

 

[Fenixgoon]

homer: no bears out today, looks like the bear patrol is doing its job.

lisa: dad, do you see any tigers? i could argue that this rock is keeping tigers away.

homer: lisa, how much would you like for your tiger repelling rock?

(homer gets mail)

homer: hey... what the! let the bears pay the bear tax, i pay the homer tax!

lisa: no dad, that's the home-owner tax.

i know i didn't get the lines precisely right.. but you get the idea

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: Erock
"officials" make irrational decisions on things in regards to animals. wow a bear with a jar over its head? sounds like it can't really bite anyone and also I'm pretty sure it was preoccupied with getting that crap off its head that it wasn't going to be messing with any humans. Trigger happy douche bags.

This post is really, really stupid.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
homer: Not a bear in sight, bear patrol must be working like a charm!
lisa: That's specious reasoning, dad.
homer: thank you honey.
lisa: by your logic, I could say this rock keeps tigers away.
homer: how does it work?
lisa: it doesn't work!
homer: uh huh.
lisa: it's just a stupid rock!
homer: ok.
lisa: but I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
homer: lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

i know i didn't get the lines precisely right.. but you get the idea

fixed it for you.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Deeko
fixed it for you.

thank you, sir

 

[randay]

the inhumanity is too much for me to bear!

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: spidey07
Of course they shot it. Otherwise the bear would die of starvation. They did the humane thing.

Yeah... and would YOU want to be the one to try pulling the jug off of the pissed off bear's head? I sure wouldn't!

 

[KillerCharlie]

At least bears aren't very rare in that part of the state anymore...

 

[Baked]

Apparently the bear had evolved to be immune to tranquilizer shot during the six days in the jar, too bad he didn't evolved to be immune to bullets. Better luck next time.

 

[Born2bwire]

Six days? Pffft.... They waited at least eight days before they shot my uncle that time he got stuck because he wouldn't let go of the pickle in the pickle jar.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: randay
the inhumanity is too much for me to bear!

Just grin and bear it.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: TehMac
Have any of you seen a real life bear besides the fatasses at the zoo? A Bear of any sex if enraged with destroy you with a swipe of its paws.

lol
Sounds like you haven't seen one in real life. I've been within 20 yards of black bears at least a dozen times while out in the woods.

 

[LS21]

maybe it was half man half pig

 

[SSSnail]

Now, if you got to the carnival and you shoot something, you get a bear. If you go to a carnival and you shoot a bear, what do you get?

Things that make you go "Hmmmm!?"