Ok then, GOOD JOKE :)

[Nyical]

A local priest and rabbi were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car. One driver that drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" All of a sudden they heard a big splash. They looked at each other and the priest said to the rabbi, "You think we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out'
instead?":beer:

 

[Toasthead]

hahah

 

[blackdogdeek]

/doubles over in agony

 

[giguana]

LOL

 

[XZeroII]

Bad joke? Good joke!!!

 

[TallBill]

haha, i think you can change it to good joke as well

 

[tweakmm]

hahaha

 

[Syringer]

 

[DrPizza]

Good one.

Here's another: An Italian, Irishman, and Pollock (choose your own nationalities when telling the joke)
are all in a bar, bragging about the best bars in the world.
Says the Italian, "Back in the old country, we have a da besta bar, Martinelli's. You buy a drink, den ol Martinelli, he buy you a drink"

The Irishman says, "Oh, dats nothin. At O'Sullivans, you buy 1 drink, and they buy you two more. At the end of the night, they buy your last drinks too."

The Pollock says, "I've got you both beat. We've got the best bar! You go into a bar back home, and they buy you your first drink. Then, they get you two more drinks for free. You can drink all you want and not have to pay for a thing. Then, after you're good and drunk, you get to go into the back room and have wild sex!"

The other two in disbelief say "No way! That'll never happen! Who has ever had that happen to them?"

The Polock responds, "I know it's true, because that's what happened to my sister"