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OK, let's try this again.

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HappyPuppy

Lifer
I have carpet to vacuum and floors to scrub. The laundry needs washing and the dishes are piling up. The car hasn't been washed in a month or waxed in 3 months. The lawn needs mowing and the shrubs trimming. I have window screens that need repair and the dogs (2) need baths. One of my toilets is broken and another backs up and gets my ass wet every time I flush it. My computer keeps locking up because it is so dirty and overheating and needs a blow job (so do I!) My son just got busted for selling crack and my daughter is being arraigned for procurement.

I can't tear myself away from this addiction. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week I hit the refresh button to see if there is a new post in Off Topic. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!

Please Mods, give me a 15 minute vacation so I can call my wife to take care of all this sh!t.



OK, now you can ban me.
 
Everybody else has been posting in your threads HappyPuppy, and I decided I didn't want to be left out! I figured I'd thread crap some just like some of the others! Hope you don't mind too much! Good luck on getting the vacation thread unlocked! 😀

jc
 
Originally posted by: TheEvil1
would you SHUT THE FUK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Did I miss anything tonight??

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My computer keeps locking up because it is so dirty and overheating and needs a blow job (so do I!)
 
Originally posted by: jcwagers
Everybody else has been posting in your threads HappyPuppy, and I decided I didn't want to be left out! I figured I'd thread crap some just like some of the others! Hope you don't mind too much! Good luck on getting the vacation thread unlocked! 😀

jc
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Join the crowd, Bro.
 
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Did I miss anything tonight??

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My computer keeps locking up because it is so dirty and overheating and needs a blow job (so do I!)
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Not much. Just everybody thinking I'm trying to get banned.:Q
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Phuz
My son just got busted for selling crack and my daughter is being arraigned for procurement.
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For real?
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:Q I wish. At least I could borrow some money from them to pay the bills.
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I really don't like bills... I don't think I'm going to pay them anymore.
 
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