OK, let's try this again.

[HappyPuppy]

I have carpet to vacuum and floors to scrub. The laundry needs washing and the dishes are piling up. The car hasn't been washed in a month or waxed in 3 months. The lawn needs mowing and the shrubs trimming. I have window screens that need repair and the dogs (2) need baths. One of my toilets is broken and another backs up and gets my ass wet every time I flush it. My computer keeps locking up because it is so dirty and overheating and needs a blow job (so do I!) My son just got busted for selling crack and my daughter is being arraigned for procurement.

I can't tear myself away from this addiction. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week I hit the refresh button to see if there is a new post in Off Topic. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!

Please Mods, give me a 15 minute vacation so I can call my wife to take care of all this sh!t.



OK, now you can ban me.

 

[EvilYoda]

wow.

 

[thawolfman]

LMAO!

Too bad they locked the earlier one! :Q

 

[Wolverine27]

LOL!

 

[spanky]

just put ur foot thru the monitor.

 

[isasir]

15 minutes, 15 days, 15 years... guess we'll see which mod is around.

 

[jcwagers]

Everybody else has been posting in your threads HappyPuppy, and I decided I didn't want to be left out! I figured I'd thread crap some just like some of the others! Hope you don't mind too much! Good luck on getting the vacation thread unlocked!

jc

 

[Anubis]

would you SHUT THE FUK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here

and here

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
would you SHUT THE FUK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pillage2001]

Did I miss anything tonight??

edit:

My computer keeps locking up because it is so dirty and overheating and needs a blow job (so do I!)

 

[Ns1]

:insertbunnypichere:

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
:insertbunnypichere:

http://sr20.net/bunny.jpg

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
:insertbunnypichere:

bunny

 

[yobarman]

keep this crap up and they're never going to ban you.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
would you SHUT THE FUK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here

and here

NO.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: jcwagers
Everybody else has been posting in your threads HappyPuppy, and I decided I didn't want to be left out! I figured I'd thread crap some just like some of the others! Hope you don't mind too much! Good luck on getting the vacation thread unlocked!

jc

Join the crowd, Bro.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: pillage2001
Did I miss anything tonight??

edit:

My computer keeps locking up because it is so dirty and overheating and needs a blow job (so do I!)

Not much. Just everybody thinking I'm trying to get banned.:Q

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: yobarman
keep this crap up and they're never going to ban you.

Kinda like Jesse Jackson not going to jail for extortion, eh?

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Wow, did I miss something?

 

[Phuz]

My son just got busted for selling crack and my daughter is being arraigned for procurement.

For real?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Phuz

My son just got busted for selling crack and my daughter is being arraigned for procurement.

For real?

:Q I wish. At least I could borrow some money from them to pay the bills.

 

[Phuz]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Phuz

My son just got busted for selling crack and my daughter is being arraigned for procurement.

For real?

:Q I wish. At least I could borrow some money from them to pay the bills.

I really don't like bills... I don't think I'm going to pay them anymore.

 

[Kadarin]

You could always run off and join the Army...