Uppsala9496
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PingSpike
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Ok, I've got a stupid me story.
I went to this friend of a friends party up in east bumfvck somewhere. Never been there before, didn't know anyone but my friend and I sorta knew the guy who lived there. I'm drinking some beer for awhile getting kind of buzzed...all the people there seem pretty easy going. There's only a couple girls there, its a small party with the standard sausage fest ratio going on.
Anyway I come out of the bathroom downstairs and start walking up the stairs to where the main party is. One of the girls, who was pretty cute, was walking up the steps in front of me. I'm checking out her ass a little bit and I notice she's only stepping forward with one leg which strikes me as odd since most people step forward with left, then right and so on. So as I get to the top of the stairs I say "Whats the matter with your leg?" I figured she pulled a muscle or something...I don't know I was kind of drunk.
She turns to me, smiles and says "Its not real." then walks into the party. I just stood there on the steps confused thinking "Its not real? What the hell does that mean?" before I finally realized she had a fake leg. I felt like such an ass.
I went to this friend of a friends party up in east bumfvck somewhere. Never been there before, didn't know anyone but my friend and I sorta knew the guy who lived there. I'm drinking some beer for awhile getting kind of buzzed...all the people there seem pretty easy going. There's only a couple girls there, its a small party with the standard sausage fest ratio going on.
Anyway I come out of the bathroom downstairs and start walking up the stairs to where the main party is. One of the girls, who was pretty cute, was walking up the steps in front of me. I'm checking out her ass a little bit and I notice she's only stepping forward with one leg which strikes me as odd since most people step forward with left, then right and so on. So as I get to the top of the stairs I say "Whats the matter with your leg?" I figured she pulled a muscle or something...I don't know I was kind of drunk.
She turns to me, smiles and says "Its not real." then walks into the party. I just stood there on the steps confused thinking "Its not real? What the hell does that mean?" before I finally realized she had a fake leg. I felt like such an ass.
meltdown75
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Uppsala9496
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Originally posted by: HumblePie
A cop wouldn't announce she was a hooker, that's entrapment
He also started to tell her he as $1 for busfare.......I think she could tell he wasn't going to solicite her. So, the easiest way to get him to leave was to tell him she was a hooker.
Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Originally posted by: HumblePie
A cop wouldn't announce she was a hooker, that's entrapment
He also started to tell her he as $1 for busfare.......I think she could tell he wasn't going to solicite her. So, the easiest way to get him to leave was to tell him she was a hooker.
"And on the next episode of Cops, a female cop posing as a hooker deals with a helpful naive nerd..."
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Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Originally posted by: HumblePie
A cop wouldn't announce she was a hooker, that's entrapment
He also started to tell her he as $1 for busfare.......I think she could tell he wasn't going to solicite her. So, the easiest way to get him to leave was to tell him she was a hooker.
I dunno. Bring a hooker back to the office... then I could get out of having to bring in donuts Monday morning.
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Originally posted by: HumblePie
A cop wouldn't announce she was a hooker, that's entrapment
He also started to tell her he as $1 for busfare.......I think she could tell he wasn't going to solicite her. So, the easiest way to get him to leave was to tell him she was a hooker.
I dunno. Bring a stripper back to the office... then I could get out of having to bring in donuts Monday morning.
Fixed.
Seriously.
DainBramaged
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My dad did essentially the same thing except he actually had her in the car before he figured out what was up.
Scary thing was he said she looked old enough to be a grandmother.
:Q
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Scary thing was he said she looked old enough to be a grandmother.
:Q
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Uggh! *shudder*
I think I just felt bad because she actually looked 16.. maybe 18. She's a block from two strip joints and an adult theatre, so I thought maybe she worked at one of them.
I figured if her car broke down or something, it's not her fault she works at a strip joint.
Well... Ok, it is her fault, but it doesn't make her any less of a person.
Ok.. It does make her less of a person. Let's start this paragraph over....
Even if she worked in a strip club doesn't mean she didn't need a ride... aww crap... never mind.
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