OK - I need to have a dream analyzed.

[DevilsAdvocate]

I had a dream last night. I went to a whorehouse / hotel in Vegas. The front door of the brothel had a turnstile in it. I bought a ticket at the front counter.

I handed my ticket to Martina Navratilova. She tore my ticket in half, and let me in. I waited in the lobby for a while, and my wife came by, selling candy. I bought some candy from her, and she escorted me into a room, where I saw a girl from my high school class, whom I never dated, but wanted to.

Alarm interrupted dream.

What the hell does that mean?

 

[edro]

That you wanna bang a chic from high school, when your hormones were blazing...

 

[vi edit]

Was the candy chocolate(like a hershey's bar) or fruity like skittles or starburst?

 

[StageLeft]

Well this is interesting. You see you wife as a hooker (she SELLS candy to you), and yet at the same time you also put her on the backburner when compared to your nostalgic desire to nail the HS girl.

Additionally through all of this you see women as sex objects. Also, you are highly materialistic; it wasn't just a free for all sex place, but one in which money buys you what you want.

I find this dream very much inline with what a lot of lawyers come to me with

 

[Nyical]

That your not getting enough attention and so you had to post a copycat thread about a dream.



Awwwwwww

 

[PanzerIV]

I think the part of about Martina Navratilova represents your latent lesbianism

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Nyical
That your not getting enough attention and so you had to post a copycat thread about a dream. Awwwwwww

Nah How can I possibly compete with the other resident attention whores in OT ?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I think the part of about Martina Navratilova represents your latent lesbianism

I'm totally fine with my wife selling me candy. This is the part of the dream that I can't figure out.

 

[Scarpozzi]

That's funny, I had a dream that your wife was selling ME candy. Weird...

 

[whaleskinrug]

It means you woke up too soon. Try again!

 

[dnuggett]

Don't buy the candy. It smells really bad....

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
I had a dream last night. I went to a whorehouse / hotel in Vegas. The front door of the brothel had a turnstile in it. I bought a ticket at the front counter.

I handed my ticket to Martina Navratilova. She tore my ticket in half, and let me in. I waited in the lobby for a while, and my wife came by, selling candy. I bought some candy from her, and she escorted me into a room, where I saw a girl from my high school class, whom I never dated, but wanted to.

Alarm interrupted dream.

What the hell does that mean?

Dreamers are losers. Now get your butt off that couch, go to that whroe house and do it already!

 

[Cal166]

Like most men, even if we're single or married, we would pay for sex.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: dnuggett
Don't buy the candy. It smells really bad....

ow

sad thing is, he's right and i got this notice too late ...

 

[sillymofo]

What this means is for you to start that dream the next night. You go bang your HS girl, while your wife gets it on with Martina, then you guys switch.