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Ok,I need a new sig, paypal reward !
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PsychoAndy
Lifer
hmm, how bout:
PsychoAndy: ross, that valium going to your head? last time i checked, you werent a redhead.
oh wait. its tuesday. susan gave you a transgender avatar operation while you were sleeping. that explains it.
RossMAN: The last one, that's it.
baffled2: Nice haircut but you don't wear the red as good as I do 🙂
PsychoAndy: with those hips? LMAO!!!!!!! <---RUNS AWAY FROM THE CRAZY WOMAN WITH A TROUT
PsychoAndy: ross, that valium going to your head? last time i checked, you werent a redhead.
oh wait. its tuesday. susan gave you a transgender avatar operation while you were sleeping. that explains it.
RossMAN: The last one, that's it.
baffled2: Nice haircut but you don't wear the red as good as I do 🙂
PsychoAndy: with those hips? LMAO!!!!!!! <---RUNS AWAY FROM THE CRAZY WOMAN WITH A TROUT
FelixDeCat
Lifer
Hey Baffy!
This one is for free:
"Dont call me Baffy!"
😀
This one is for free:
"Dont call me Baffy!"
😀
FrustratedUser
Lifer
1.
'I have BOOBIES and you don't.'
2.
'Who needs a working toilet. Crap in this thread instead.'
'I have BOOBIES and you don't.'
2.
'Who needs a working toilet. Crap in this thread instead.'
Adul
Elite Member
Hope this is enough 😛 😀
History is the record of an encounter between character and circumstance
--Donald Creighton, Canadian historian (1902-1979).
History is the science of what never happens twice.
--Paul Valery
The beginning is the half of every action
--Greek Proverb
Wherever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.
--Peter Drucker
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
--Grenville Kleiser
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
--John Cleese
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
I've been failing for like, ten or eleven years. When it turns, it'll turn. Right now I'm just tryin' to squeeze through a very tight financial period, get the movie out, and put my things in order.
--Francis Ford Coppola
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
--Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
Writers would be warm, loyal, and otherwise terrific people--if only they'd stop writing.
--Laura Miller from a salon.com review of the movie Finding Forrester
People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa. That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love.
--Miriam Makeba
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
--William Wallace From the movie Braveheart
Never judge a book by its movie.
--J. W. Eagan
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
--Unknown
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
--Penelope Lombard
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
--Robert Frost (1874-1963)
You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
--Geri Jewell
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
--Erma Bombeck
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams
--Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
--Unknown
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
--Woody Allen
No man is an Ireland.
--Chicago Mayor Richard Daley
In dreams begins responsibility.
--William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) Irish Nobel Prize-winning poet
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: `It seemed a good idea at the time.'
--Dame Rebecca West (1892-1983) Irish-born author and journalist
You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
--Irish Proverb
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.
--Daryl Stout
Saint Patrick was a gentleman...Who through strategy and stealth...Drove all the snakes from Ireland...Here's a drinkee to his health! But not too many drinkees...Lest we lose ourselves and then...Forget the good Saint Patrick...And see them snakes again!
--Unknown
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
--Irish Saying
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
--Shane Leslie
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields and, Until we meet again
--An Irish Blessing
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.
--An Irish blessing
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book
--Irish proverb
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
--Stephen Braveheart
The most beautiful music of all is the music of what happens.
--Irish proverb
When I realized what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and a drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.
--Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy
--Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.
--Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player
To please himself only the cat purrs.
--Irish Proverb
History is the record of an encounter between character and circumstance
--Donald Creighton, Canadian historian (1902-1979).
History is the science of what never happens twice.
--Paul Valery
The beginning is the half of every action
--Greek Proverb
Wherever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.
--Peter Drucker
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
--Grenville Kleiser
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
--John Cleese
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
I've been failing for like, ten or eleven years. When it turns, it'll turn. Right now I'm just tryin' to squeeze through a very tight financial period, get the movie out, and put my things in order.
--Francis Ford Coppola
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
--Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
Writers would be warm, loyal, and otherwise terrific people--if only they'd stop writing.
--Laura Miller from a salon.com review of the movie Finding Forrester
People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa. That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love.
--Miriam Makeba
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
--William Wallace From the movie Braveheart
Never judge a book by its movie.
--J. W. Eagan
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
--Unknown
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
--Penelope Lombard
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
--Robert Frost (1874-1963)
You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
--Geri Jewell
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
--Erma Bombeck
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams
--Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
--Unknown
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
--Woody Allen
No man is an Ireland.
--Chicago Mayor Richard Daley
In dreams begins responsibility.
--William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) Irish Nobel Prize-winning poet
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: `It seemed a good idea at the time.'
--Dame Rebecca West (1892-1983) Irish-born author and journalist
You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
--Irish Proverb
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.
--Daryl Stout
Saint Patrick was a gentleman...Who through strategy and stealth...Drove all the snakes from Ireland...Here's a drinkee to his health! But not too many drinkees...Lest we lose ourselves and then...Forget the good Saint Patrick...And see them snakes again!
--Unknown
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
--Irish Saying
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
--Shane Leslie
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields and, Until we meet again
--An Irish Blessing
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.
--An Irish blessing
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book
--Irish proverb
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
--Stephen Braveheart
The most beautiful music of all is the music of what happens.
--Irish proverb
When I realized what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and a drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.
--Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy
--Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.
--Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player
To please himself only the cat purrs.
--Irish Proverb
Adul
Elite Member
How about some life quotes
"Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings."
--Jane Austen
"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life."
--Albert Camus
"In the end, everything is a gag."
--Charlie Chaplin
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
--Aldous Huxley
"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
--George Bernard Shaw
"It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui."
--Helen Keller
"Ask yourself whether the dream of heaven and greatness should be waiting for us in our graves--or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth."
--Ayn Rand
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
--Erma Bombeck, American Humorist
Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake.
--Marie Beyon Ray
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
--Martin Luther King, Jr.
"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these."
--George Washington Carver
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
--Buddha
"There are stars whose radiance is visible on earth though they have long been extinct. There are people whose brilliance continues to light the world though they are no longer among the living. These lights are particularly bright when the night is dark."
--Hannah Senesh
Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. Circumstances and situations do color life but you have been given the mind to choose what the color shall be.
--John Homer Miller
If I could wish for my life to be perfect, it would be tempting but I would have to decline, for life would no longer teach me anything.
--Allyson Jones
Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. Circumstances and situations do color life but you have been given the mind to choose what the color shall be.
--John Homer Miller
"There are two types of education... One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live."
--John Adams
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
--Norman MacEwan
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life.
--Mark Twain
Everyone is a house with four rooms, a physical, a mental, an emotional and a spiritual. Most of us tend to live in one room most of the time, but unless we go into every room, every day, even if only to keep it aired, we are not a complete person.
--Indian Proverb
I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
--Agatha Christie
Life is part positive and part negative. Suppose you went to hear a symphony orchestra and all they played were the little happy high notes. Would you leave soon? Let me hear the rumble of the bass, the crash of the cymbals and the minor keys.
--Jim Rohn
"Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead."
--Scottish Proverb
"Love is life and if you miss love, you miss life."
--Leo Buscaglia
"Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic."
--Rosalind Russell
"Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings."
--Jane Austen
"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life."
--Albert Camus
"In the end, everything is a gag."
--Charlie Chaplin
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
--Aldous Huxley
"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
--George Bernard Shaw
"It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui."
--Helen Keller
"Ask yourself whether the dream of heaven and greatness should be waiting for us in our graves--or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth."
--Ayn Rand
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
--Erma Bombeck, American Humorist
Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake.
--Marie Beyon Ray
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
--Martin Luther King, Jr.
"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these."
--George Washington Carver
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
--Buddha
"There are stars whose radiance is visible on earth though they have long been extinct. There are people whose brilliance continues to light the world though they are no longer among the living. These lights are particularly bright when the night is dark."
--Hannah Senesh
Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. Circumstances and situations do color life but you have been given the mind to choose what the color shall be.
--John Homer Miller
If I could wish for my life to be perfect, it would be tempting but I would have to decline, for life would no longer teach me anything.
--Allyson Jones
Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. Circumstances and situations do color life but you have been given the mind to choose what the color shall be.
--John Homer Miller
"There are two types of education... One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live."
--John Adams
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
--Norman MacEwan
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life.
--Mark Twain
Everyone is a house with four rooms, a physical, a mental, an emotional and a spiritual. Most of us tend to live in one room most of the time, but unless we go into every room, every day, even if only to keep it aired, we are not a complete person.
--Indian Proverb
I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
--Agatha Christie
Life is part positive and part negative. Suppose you went to hear a symphony orchestra and all they played were the little happy high notes. Would you leave soon? Let me hear the rumble of the bass, the crash of the cymbals and the minor keys.
--Jim Rohn
"Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead."
--Scottish Proverb
"Love is life and if you miss love, you miss life."
--Leo Buscaglia
"Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic."
--Rosalind Russell
PsychoAndy
Lifer
screw money, it has excellent comedic value! its a hot deal!
fataIerror
Senior member
If practice makes perfect and noone is perfect then why practice?
I personally like mine, but it's because it's from my girlfriend and I found it hilarious.
I personally like mine, but it's because it's from my girlfriend and I found it hilarious.
Adul
Elite Member
romantic quotes
There is a myth, a tale men tell: Each mussel shell That in the ocean's bitter deep doth lie, When it has wrought its pearl, must straightaway die. O Love, thou art the pearl my heart hath made, And I am sore afraid.
--Hans Christian Anderson 'The Pearl'
Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting.
--William Shakespeare
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
--Saint-Exupery
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
--Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Fortune and love befriend the bold.
--Ovid
It doesn't matter who you love, or how you love, but that you love
--Rod McKuen
Who, being loved, is poor?
--Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.
--William Shakespeare
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
--David Viscott, M.D
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
--Unknown
Where love reigns the impossible may be attained.
--Indian Proverb
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
--William Shakespeare
One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.
--Romain Rolland
I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
--Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) Notting Hill
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
--Otto Von Bismark
The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.
--Fabio
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire.
--Francois de La Rouchefoucauld
When we can't have what we love we must love what we have.
--Roger de Bussy-Rabutin
There is a myth, a tale men tell: Each mussel shell That in the ocean's bitter deep doth lie, When it has wrought its pearl, must straightaway die. O Love, thou art the pearl my heart hath made, And I am sore afraid.
--Hans Christian Anderson 'The Pearl'
Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting.
--William Shakespeare
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
--Saint-Exupery
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
--Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Fortune and love befriend the bold.
--Ovid
It doesn't matter who you love, or how you love, but that you love
--Rod McKuen
Who, being loved, is poor?
--Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.
--William Shakespeare
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
--David Viscott, M.D
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
--Unknown
Where love reigns the impossible may be attained.
--Indian Proverb
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
--William Shakespeare
One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.
--Romain Rolland
I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
--Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) Notting Hill
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
--Otto Von Bismark
The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.
--Fabio
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire.
--Francois de La Rouchefoucauld
When we can't have what we love we must love what we have.
--Roger de Bussy-Rabutin
fataIerror
Senior member
I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my house. - Kid Rock
I personally like mine because it's by my girlfriend and I found it hilarious.
I personally like mine because it's by my girlfriend and I found it hilarious.
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