OK I just smoked my first cig!!!!!

[VBboy]

Smoking should be illegal

 

[LeeTJ]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
It's a joke.

I've had half a cig before; I didn't inhale. I didn't like the taste and said, "Fvck it, this isn't me." and I walked into my friend's apartment and starting taking bong rips.

it's a bad joke and in bad taste.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Don't start, and make it your last cig as well.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Its been about 10 minutes and thats way to much.

Loser.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
It won't be your last NuclearFusi0n, my condolonces

Depends on his personality, being addictive or not.

amish

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: LeeTJ

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
It's a joke.

I've had half a cig before; I didn't inhale. I didn't like the taste and said, "Fvck it, this isn't me." and I walked into my friend's apartment and starting taking bong rips.

it's a bad joke and in bad taste.

 

[GermyBoy]

Congratulations, you are an idiot.

 

[XZeroII]

are you really that stupid? or are you just trying to look stupid?

 

[Platypus]

lol this one is too easy

 

[eakers]

hahahahaha you're the winner of parody thread of the year!

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: eakers
hahahahaha you're the winner of parody thread of the year!

I vote that this is not only the worst parody thread ever, but also that the poster of it should stop posting at once.

 

[jaeger66]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

I vote that this is not only the worst parody thread ever, but also that the poster of it should stop posting at once.

Yeah, but look how many morons took the bait.

 

[LeeTJ]

Originally posted by: jaeger66

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

I vote that this is not only the worst parody thread ever, but also that the poster of it should stop posting at once.

Yeah, but look how many morons took the bait.

so?? how much genius does it take to make a moron take bait??

sheesh, this has no subtlety, no genius, no intuition. it's just crass and is in bad humor. The fact is, Smoking Cigarettes is EXTREMELY bad for people and the fact that someone is attempting to quit is ADMIRABLE and shouldn't be the butt of jokes.

i am thoroughly disgusted by this thread.

 

[Narse]

 

[heartsurgeon]

keep me in mind...

i'll give you a ATOT 10% discount.

 

[Phuz]

This thread pulled good results.

 

[jaeger66]

Originally posted by: LeeTJ


so?? how much genius does it take to make a moron take bait??

sheesh, this has no subtlety, no genius, no intuition. it's just crass and is in bad humor. The fact is, Smoking Cigarettes is EXTREMELY bad for people and the fact that someone is attempting to quit is ADMIRABLE and shouldn't be the butt of jokes.

i am thoroughly disgusted by this thread.

Lots of things are bad for you. Smoking is demonized because it's an easy target.

 

[ViperXX]

Dumba$$, I hope your so dizzy your about to puke.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
It's a joke.

I've had half a cig before; I didn't inhale. I didn't like the taste and said, "Fvck it, this isn't me." and I walked into my friend's apartment and starting taking bong rips.

I've seen people get vacations for admitting to drug use in a thread.

 

[Evadman]

Damnit. someone else I have to support with my taxes. If you are gonna smoke, at least get some health insurance.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Geez, you guys are about as dense as a lead block. I'm amazed at the lack of a sense of humor in so many people...

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Its been about 10 minutes and thats way to much.

If you want a real nicotine buzz, try dipping or a cigar (and inhaling the sucker all the way down). Or both, at the same time.

Personally, I've had cigarettes, and no matter how hard I puff on them, or how long I hold it deep in my lungs, I dont get ANYTHING out of one but a bad taste in my mouth in the morning. I smoke cigars for the taste, and after about 45 minutes of smoking one and sucking the smoke into my lungs, I'll get a buzz. But thats too much work for not enough reward, so I just enjoy the taste and dont inhale deeply most of the time. I've smoked clove cigarettes before, they werent bad tasting, but again, no buzz. I've never dipped, but from what I hear its a lot bigger of a buzz than cigarettes,

what's dipping?

 

[ElFenix]

booooooooo

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Its been about 10 minutes and thats way to much.

If you want a real nicotine buzz, try dipping or a cigar (and inhaling the sucker all the way down). Or both, at the same time.

Personally, I've had cigarettes, and no matter how hard I puff on them, or how long I hold it deep in my lungs, I dont get ANYTHING out of one but a bad taste in my mouth in the morning. I smoke cigars for the taste, and after about 45 minutes of smoking one and sucking the smoke into my lungs, I'll get a buzz. But thats too much work for not enough reward, so I just enjoy the taste and dont inhale deeply most of the time. I've smoked clove cigarettes before, they werent bad tasting, but again, no buzz. I've never dipped, but from what I hear its a lot bigger of a buzz than cigarettes,

what's dipping?

"Dip" = Chewing tobacco. Excellent for those who love cancer of the mouth, brown teeth, and spitting tar. The ladies love it, really. Just smile a big black-and-brown grin at them, then hock a wad into the spittoon. Gets em every time.

- M4H

 

[BmXStuD]

are you dumb? answer me!