Ok, I gotta get married

[ThePresence]

Guy that works down the hall dropped into my office for a chat, his cell rings, his wife is here bringing him hot lunch. Dammit, I want that.

 

[shortspanishguy]

A gf can do that too

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
A gf can do that too

So can a restaurant.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
A gf can do that too

Yeah, but they don't.

 

[ITJunkie]

They must be newlyweds...

 

[Sqube]

Why do you think you gotta get married for that?

In six months when his phone rings he's going to throw it out the window and say it's the ball and chain.

 

[moshquerade]

you'd have to write that in the pre-nup.

 

[cougar78]

using that as a reason to get married is like saying I'm getting married for the sex.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
A gf can do that too

Yeah, but they don't.

And few wives do either.

 

[loup garou]

Oh man...just re-read it and it sounds SO bad to a dirty mind.

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Guy that works down the hall dropped into my office for a chat, his cell rings, his wife is here bringing him hot lunch. Dammit, I want that.

At the office? EXTRA kinky.

 

[Syringer]

Pizza delivery guy does the same.

 

[DarkKnight69]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
A gf can do that too

So can a restaurant.

omg, this made me lol so hard!

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: cougar78
using that as a reason to get married is like saying I'm getting married for the sex.

:laugh:

 

[gooseman]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Pizza delivery guy does the same.

Yeah, and he's a hell of a lot cheaper than a wife, believe me!

 

[BlancoNino]

My GF brought me some nice coffee from a local coffee shop unexpectedly at work last night. She paid for it too. Women love me because I'm so great.

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: cougar78
using that as a reason to get married is like saying I'm getting married for the sex.

And it's about as efficient as buying an airplane for the peanuts.

 

[dquan97]

Never had my wife bring me lunch at work...anyone else? At least she makes dinner...

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Pizza delivery guy does the same.

:thumbsup:

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Guy that works down the hall dropped into my office for a chat, his cell rings, his wife is here bringing him hot lunch. Dammit, I want that.

One of the few acceptable reasons for a woman to be out of the kitchen.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Guy that works down the hall dropped into my office for a chat, his cell rings, his wife is here bringing him hot lunch. Dammit, I want that.

Nooners are better, but you don't have to be married for that.

 

[Gunslinger08]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+lunch

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Oh man...just re-read it and it sounds SO bad to a dirty mind.

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Guy that works down the hall dropped into my office for a chat, his cell rings, his wife is here bringing him hot lunch. Dammit, I want that.

At the office? EXTRA kinky.

same here. im sorry op but i now associate the term 'hot lunch' with how its defined according to urbandictionary.com/.

edit: i see the post'er above me also refers to urbandictionary.com as the definitive source now.