Ok I admit it.

[FelixDeCat]

I have a sweet tooth. Dollar General has the cheapest prices on sweets so I bought some Necco malt balls, Bob's Sweet Stripes peppermint / sugar sticks and my all time fave of strawberry filled hard candies wrapped in a strawberry printed silver wrapper.

I have sworn off the sweets for a while to lose a few pounds, but after reading that review about Guy Fieries drink menu I had to have some candy!:

"I go for the El Azul Watermelon, a mix of Tequila Blanco, watermelon, pineapple, and blue curacao rimmed with shocking-pink sugar. It's not so much a drink, as it is a cup of diabetes that tastes like a crackhead with a sweet tooth melted down blue raspberry Dum Dums, gum balls, and Sour Patch Kids and put it on ice. "


Mmmm....

 

[blackdogdeek]

i've been raiding my daughters' halloween bags for the past couple weeks.

 

[Saint Nick]

Proverbs 25:27. You are going to hell. God will never forgive you.

 

[FelixDeCat]

i've been raiding my daughters' halloween bags for the past couple weeks.

Families should share in the spoils of the hunt. When you go market, pick up some Snickers for your chillens and it will be all good again. :thumbsup:

 

[blackdogdeek]

Families should share in the spoils of the hunt. When you go market, pick up some Snickers for your chillens and it will be all good again. :thumbsup:

my eldest has a peanut allergy so i eat all the snickers, reese's, baby ruths, and butterfingers on the first night. we replace them with kit kats.

but then i eat those without her knowledge. our kids are weird, they only ask for the chocolate for the first couple of days. then they forget about them and my wife and i raid them over the next couple of weeks.

 

[CrackRabbit]

I'm a huge troll who gets enjoyment out of annoying the crap out of people on the internet.

FTFY

(caps)

 

[zoiks]

Hey OP. How fat are you?

 

[FelixDeCat]

Hey OP. How fat are you?

I used to average about 155 @ 5.8

But now Im 179.

 

[Northern Lawn]

I always hated the look of pecan pies, even the name pecan sounds weird but pecan pies look like they have been cooked with cockroaches on top. But I bought one yesterday and love it.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

1 gallon of Jelly Bellies almost gone after 2 days

 

[FelixDeCat]

I always hated the look of pecan pies, even the name pecan sounds weird but pecan pies look like they have been cooked with cockroaches on top. But I bought one yesterday and love it.

OMG!!!
PECAN PIES ARE GODS GIFT TO MANKIND!!

I went picking pecans today just so my mother could make her world famous home made pecan pies for Thanksgiving.

Its her Thanksgiving Promise to our family.

 

[spaceman]

i luv ya felix
never fail to make me smile

 

[zoiks]

OMG!!!
PECAN PIES ARE GODS GIFT TO MANKIND!!

I went picking pecans today just so my mother could make her world famous home made pecan pies for Thanksgiving.

Its her Thanksgiving Promise to our family.

pecans > pistachios > walnuts > almonds > macadamia nuts > bacon.

 

[zinfamous]

pecans > pistachios > walnuts > almonds > macadamia nuts > bacon.

you must have horrible breath. D:

 

[zoiks]

I used to average about 155 @ 5.8

But now Im 179.

You're still not bad at that height. But I must admit you're at the high end of normal weight.

 

[zoiks]

you must have horrible breath. D:

Good god man. I don't eat all of that at once.
Okay I admit I don't eat bacon. But surely that can't be better than pecans.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Enjoy Hell sinner.

 

[FelixDeCat]

i luv ya felix
never fail to make me smile

^
I rarely get to use that.

 

[zinfamous]

Good god man. I don't eat all of that at once.
Okay I admit I don't eat bacon. But surely that can't be better than pecans.

well, I read that as your primary diet being nuts and not much else.

This diet can lead to horribreath.

 

[BladeVenom]

Proverbs 25:27. You are going to hell. God will never forgive you.

Lots of good Bible verses on gluttony.

 

[Northern Lawn]

pecans > pistachios > walnuts > almonds > macadamia nuts > bacon.

That's really you in your avatar.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Northern Lawn]

That reminds me of Nuttella. I keep hearing about it and seeing on the shelf but I've never tried it. It looks like chocolate and kind of disgusting.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I just picked up a 3.5lb bag of Swedish Fish from BJs. Have not opened it yet because they disappear too quickly when I do.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm suddenly hungry for junk food now. Time to get a pop and bag of chips!

Also realized I have no chocolate in the house. Blasphemy! I need to do groceries.