OK FINE!!!

[CtK]

a girl walks home from school and these boys offers the girl $5 if she can climb the flag pole
she does it and runs home and tells her mom that she made $5 her mom ask how and she said some boys asked me to climb the flag pole the mom says "honey they just wanted to see ur underwear"

so the next day she is walking home from school again and the same more boys offer her $10 to climb the flag pole so she does it again and runs home and tells her mom "mom i just made $10 for climbing the flag pole" the mom says "didnt u listen to me yesterday" the daughter says "i know but this time i wasnt wearing any underwear"

 

[Lonyo]

Blond or blonde?

 

[azazyel]

Q. What do blonde's use for protection during sex?
A. Bus Shelters
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Q. How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?

A. She opens the car door!

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A blonde and a brunett were walking down the road.

Brunett: *points down* aww look a dead bird..

Blonde: *looks up* Where?
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A blond and a brunette are in an elevator and they see a guy they think is attractive, but he has really bad dandruff. so after he gets off the brunette says "we should give him head and shoulders." and the blonde says "how do you give shoulders."

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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

2. Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

6. Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.

7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

 

[TitanDiddly]

6/10

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

pretty harsh on blondes there guys! Some of us are respectable you know lol

 

[Twofootputt]

What do you call identical, anorexic, Siamese twins joined at the head, hanging over your picture window?


............Curt & Rod

 

[Twofootputt]

You did forget the one about the blond(e) who runs into a service garage and asks for a coat hanger because her keys are locked in the car & she has to get her husband & kids out.