Ohhhhh mmmmyyyyyyy....

Jugernot

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I went to visit a friend who lives in Anchorage this weekend. Stayed Saturday night and most of today, until I drove the 6 hours back. I didn't have a camera, so don't even ask! I usually keep a disposable in my truck, but the last I bought melted in my clove box.

Here is the story:

I bought a water cooler about 8 months ago, the types that take a 5 gallon water bottle and it heats/cools the water depending on the spicket you use.

Well a friend liked it, so what does he do? He buys one..... but does he put water in it? Unfortunately no.... he filled it with 5 gallons of cherry koolaid! I told him before he even bought the koolaid that the sugar would surely kill the cooler within minutes as it's not meant to hold liquids like that, but he said "Then how do those slushy things at the gas station not leak? It'll be fine." There was no talking him out of it.

To my dismay, it actually lasted....... just under 11 hour (we figure anyway, we were both asleep) before it evertually just gave out, leaking 5 gallons of koolaid on my friends kitchen/living room and bathroom floor. One of my shirts got soaked as it was dirty clothes bag (plastic walmart bag). Overall, I felt so bad for him because how his carpet it ruined. I resisted the urge to say "I told you so" so I feel I'm a much better person for the whole ordeel.

It was a site that I'll never forget. IT was also the first time I've ever seen my friend call him parents to ask for help....

Jugs
 

Jugernot

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Sorry for the broken english, It's 2:30 and I just got home. I'm off to bed, I just had to share this one in a million story with you guys.
 

Xionide

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that is the absolute suck. Stuff like that really gets me. Last night i spilled some rubbing alchohal onto our hardwood floor in the kitchen last night. After an hour of screaming from my mom she recovered and i cleaned the mess up. We had to move her two heavy shelves to get to where it went under them. And there are little white spots all over where i did that. So i am gonna have to sand it down. And i thought that was bad sheesh.

I know what you mean about stuff that you cant tell your friend any other way. Recently my friend was at a little hang out and this drunk guy wanted to wrestle him. he refused. drunk guy pushes him onto the ground. he pushes drunkie off and gets up. drunkie hits my friends in the face so hard it caves part of his cheek in. friend has no insurance for another two weeks. its already been one week. And i keep telling him he needs to sue and go to the doctors NOW or something. once the bone sets it may not be fixable. He may look like that for the rest of his life but he still wont persue it. I b!tch at him about it and he just says im full of drama and plays it off. THAT GODAMN MORON!

pardon spelling and grammer. insomnia can do that.

-Xionide
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: Xionide
that is the absolute suck. Stuff like that really gets me. Last night i spilled some rubbing alchohal onto our hardwood floor in the kitchen last night. After an hour of screaming from my mom she recovered and i cleaned the mess up. We had to move her two heavy shelves to get to where it went under them. And there are little white spots all over where i did that. So i am gonna have to sand it down. And i thought that was bad sheesh.

I know what you mean about stuff that you cant tell your friend any other way. Recently my friend was at a little hang out and this drunk guy wanted to wrestle him. he refused. drunk guy pushes him onto the ground. he pushes drunkie off and gets up. drunkie hits my friends in the face so hard it caves part of his cheek in. friend has no insurance for another two weeks. its already been one week. And i keep telling him he needs to sue and go to the doctors NOW or something. once the bone sets it may not be fixable. He may look like that for the rest of his life but he still wont persue it. I b!tch at him about it and he just says im full of drama and plays it off. THAT GODAMN MORON!

pardon spelling and grammer. insomnia can do that.

-Xionide

Push against it once in a while. Once he has stopped rolling over the floor screaming the doctor you phoned for may have arrived.
 

Kevin

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Originally posted by: Xionide
that is the absolute suck. Stuff like that really gets me. Last night i spilled some rubbing alchohal onto our hardwood floor in the kitchen last night. After an hour of screaming from my mom she recovered and i cleaned the mess up. We had to move her two heavy shelves to get to where it went under them. And there are little white spots all over where i did that. So i am gonna have to sand it down. And i thought that was bad sheesh.

I know what you mean about stuff that you cant tell your friend any other way. Recently my friend was at a little hang out and this drunk guy wanted to wrestle him. he refused. drunk guy pushes him onto the ground. he pushes drunkie off and gets up. drunkie hits my friends in the face so hard it caves part of his cheek in. friend has no insurance for another two weeks. its already been one week. And i keep telling him he needs to sue and go to the doctors NOW or something. once the bone sets it may not be fixable. He may look like that for the rest of his life but he still wont persue it. I b!tch at him about it and he just says im full of drama and plays it off. THAT GODAMN MORON!

pardon spelling and grammer. insomnia can do that.

-Xionide

Your friend is an ass. Alteast beat the sh-t outa the other guy if you're going to walk away messed up...
 

clamum

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Originally posted by: Xionide
that is the absolute suck. Stuff like that really gets me. Last night i spilled some rubbing alchohal onto our hardwood floor in the kitchen last night. After an hour of screaming from my mom she recovered and i cleaned the mess up. We had to move her two heavy shelves to get to where it went under them. And there are little white spots all over where i did that. So i am gonna have to sand it down. And i thought that was bad sheesh.

I know what you mean about stuff that you cant tell your friend any other way. Recently my friend was at a little hang out and this drunk guy wanted to wrestle him. he refused. drunk guy pushes him onto the ground. he pushes drunkie off and gets up. drunkie hits my friends in the face so hard it caves part of his cheek in. friend has no insurance for another two weeks. its already been one week. And i keep telling him he needs to sue and go to the doctors NOW or something. once the bone sets it may not be fixable. He may look like that for the rest of his life but he still wont persue it. I b!tch at him about it and he just says im full of drama and plays it off. THAT GODAMN MORON!

pardon spelling and grammer. insomnia can do that.

-Xionide

Man I would've blasted that drunk dipsh1t in the face
 
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hehehe.... I seriously hope your friend was trying to create a frozen margarita machine or something that dispenses chilled alcohol beverages.
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: Xionide
that is the absolute suck. Stuff like that really gets me. Last night i spilled some rubbing alchohal onto our hardwood floor in the kitchen last night. After an hour of screaming from my mom she recovered and i cleaned the mess up. We had to move her two heavy shelves to get to where it went under them. And there are little white spots all over where i did that. So i am gonna have to sand it down. And i thought that was bad sheesh.

I know what you mean about stuff that you cant tell your friend any other way. Recently my friend was at a little hang out and this drunk guy wanted to wrestle him. he refused. drunk guy pushes him onto the ground. he pushes drunkie off and gets up. drunkie hits my friends in the face so hard it caves part of his cheek in. friend has no insurance for another two weeks. its already been one week. And i keep telling him he needs to sue and go to the doctors NOW or something. once the bone sets it may not be fixable. He may look like that for the rest of his life but he still wont persue it. I b!tch at him about it and he just says im full of drama and plays it off. THAT GODAMN MORON!

pardon spelling and grammer. insomnia can do that.

-Xionide

Dammmmmnnnn.... that sucks.
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: americangigolo
Originally posted by: Xionide
that is the absolute suck. Stuff like that really gets me. Last night i spilled some rubbing alchohal onto our hardwood floor in the kitchen last night. After an hour of screaming from my mom she recovered and i cleaned the mess up. We had to move her two heavy shelves to get to where it went under them. And there are little white spots all over where i did that. So i am gonna have to sand it down. And i thought that was bad sheesh.

I know what you mean about stuff that you cant tell your friend any other way. Recently my friend was at a little hang out and this drunk guy wanted to wrestle him. he refused. drunk guy pushes him onto the ground. he pushes drunkie off and gets up. drunkie hits my friends in the face so hard it caves part of his cheek in. friend has no insurance for another two weeks. its already been one week. And i keep telling him he needs to sue and go to the doctors NOW or something. once the bone sets it may not be fixable. He may look like that for the rest of his life but he still wont persue it. I b!tch at him about it and he just says im full of drama and plays it off. THAT GODAMN MORON!

pardon spelling and grammer. insomnia can do that.

-Xionide

Man I would've blasted that drunk dipsh1t in the face

He was

a) To dazed from the blow

b) There was like ten of this guys friend there who would have keeled him.

-Xionide